My lord, do yourself and your intelligence a favor and don’t watch this trailer for The Zookeeper. Pretend it doesn’t exist. Ignore every indication that it's real. If we don’t move it can’t see us. Perhaps it’ll just die a quiet death in the theaters and then never be spoken of again.
Oh who am I kidding. It has a TGIFriday’s ad in the middle. It’s going to make more money than Africa has ever seen.
And Rosario Dawson is the girl Kevin James ends up with? Man, she has the worst luck with dudes in films. In Clerks II she got the schlub Dante. In Unstoppable and Eagle Eye she didn’t even get a dude. Sure, in Alexander she got to be with Colin Farrell, but he raped her. And in Rent she was on drugs. Girl needs a rom-com with Matthew McConaughey NOW.
Source: Coming Soon