Transformers: Dark of the Moon has everything you could want in a movie. And it's all RIGHT HERE. For one, there's a very Ben Stiller-y scene where Shia LaBeouf plays the shlub to Patrick Dempsey’s smooth operator. Want to see some plot advancement? Well, try the clip of a hypersexualized exchange of a stuffed animal, latent with social class issues. The movie itself not enough for you? How about a behind-the-seasons mini-feature about flying people? Take your pick.