Last night, Justified star Timothy Olyphant appeared on Conan and surmised that he was not nominated for a Golden Globe due to his romantic pasts with several of the journalists in the Hollywood Foreign Press, and then shared the pretty hilarious speech he would have read had he won an award.
Also on Conan, Elizabeth Banks paid a visit and discussed the only date she has ever been on...which involved all the romance of a taxicab ride and a man (who later became her husband) wearing a vest, but no shirt.
Finally, Stephen Colbert welcomed Where the Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak to talk about the state of children's literature, and to help Stephen through the creation of his own children's book. It may not sound like much, but this interview, and the first part of the interview that they conducted yesterday, is comedic gold. Especially when the duo breaks down to getting high off sniffing permanent markers.