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'Jersey Shore' OMG Moments: Nothing But Nice

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Feb 02, 2012 | 8:57pm EST

jersey shoreS5E5: With Vinny back, the Jersey Shore gang is once again complete and fully recharged to partake in a whole slew of crazy antics. Gone are the waves of depression and emotional meltdowns (I'm only kidding, this show wouldn't be the same without them). But in all seriousness, it's somewhat comforting to have everyone back in one place. Kind of like finding a long lost security blanket, things just weren't quite the same without it. So now we can get back to focusing on the more important things in life: partying! Here's the most outrageous trouble the Shore-ites got into this week, especially Snooki.

Mike Thinks Deep When It Comes To Tattoos

Mike announces to the group that he wants to get new tattoos: one that says "Loyalty" and another that says "Betrayal"  - one on each arm. Why? Well, it's quite simple really. It's so he knows who's had his back throughout the years and who hasn't. I'm taking this to be a jab to all the guys in the house since Mike's been feeling left out  lately. Let's take a moment to be impressed by his subtlety...alright, I'm good.

Snooki Pees Herself While Dancing

The title kind of says it all, but Snooki was letting loose on the dance floor and accidentally peed herself. It happens to the best of us, right? Actually, no it doesn't, but it doesn't really come as a surprise that it does for Snooki. Of course everyone tries to act like they're repulsed by it, but really they just think it's hilarious. And don't worry, she immediately goes to the bathroom to take a Jersey shower (aka spray perfume everywhere - and I mean everywhere). And she threw out the underwear the next morning. So that makes it less gross, right? 

Deena Is Electrocuted

While getting ready to go out, Deena is zapped when she tries to plug in her blow dryer. Naturally, she's nervous that the electric shock did some damage to her brain (I think it's a bit late for that), so she asks Sammi for some advice. Luckily Sammi possesses a great deal of knowledge on the matter and assures Deena that she'll be fine since the police zap criminals all the time and they end up being okay. Can't argue with logic like that, right? But wait, it gets better. They then proceed to discuss if there are different types of electricity out there: like wall electricity and criminal zapping electricity. I don't even know what to say about this. Just...wow.

Snooki May Have a UTI

Now we've already established that Snooki hasn't exactly had the best control over her bladder, but she starts to believe the problem extends beyond a mere party foul. In fact, she thinks it might be a UTI, which, by the way does NOT stand for Ultimate Tanning Institute - you know, just in case you were wondering. But before scheduling a doctor's appointment she decides to try and drink the pain away with the perfect anesthetic: tequila!

Snooki Humps Everyone in the Bunny Suit

If you thought the bunny suit was going to just be last week's news then think again. Snooki felt the house needed something extra crazy to happen, so she broke out the suit and started humping everything and everyone in sight. And while it's definitely juvenile, you have to appreciate the humor of it all. The looks on Vinny and Pauly's faces were absolutely priceless.

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