The seventh season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians promises to be jam-packed with all the usual things we've come to love about the show: tears, tension, and non-stop family drama. The 30-second promo — which has just been released for your viewing pleasure on the interwebs — reveals several teasing clips of what kind of shenanigans we can expect from the reality family this season. Let's hope we can all keep up.
Here are some of the most ridiculous moments from the trailer and be sure to check out the video for yourself below:
1. Kim Gets Flour-Bombed
We all recall Kim's powdery experience after an animal rights activist attacked her with baking products on the red carpet last March. Well now we'll get to see how it all played out up close and personal. She managed to laugh it off in front of the media, but it'll be interesting to see how she took the assault once behind closed doors. I'm sure we'll see some tears.
2. Kris Jenner: Tennis Pro?
Mama Kris will apparently be getting in touch with her John McEnroe side as she hits the tennis court to let off some steam about her family. "I'm so sick of you guys!," she yells. It's unclear whether she's talking to the ball or to her loving daughters, but both seem equally possible. You tell 'em, Kris!
3. Kourtney and Scott Are on Shaky Ground (No. Way.)
We see Kourtney sporting a Kleenex tissue and complaining about her relationship with Scott. This deserves a huge eye-roll because it always seems like these two aren't getting along for some reason or another. Seriously, they should at least get married if they're going to insist on fighting like an old married couple. Let's get some new material for these two, shall we, writers?
4. Bruce Jenner Is Going To Kill Kris Jenner
Alright, I'm (pretty) sure this isn't supposed to be taken literally, but it looks like the all-knowing matriarch of the family is experiencing a few marital problems of her own. In the clip we hear Khloe telling her mom: "You know Bruce is going to kill you," though it's unclear what it is she actually did. What does it mean? Is it something serious like an affair or did she just perhaps break Bruce's favorite tennis rackets after one of her grueling sessions? Anything is possible with this family.
5. Where are You, Khloe and Lamar?
Maybe this has something to do with the fact that they moved to Dallas for Lamar's basketball career, but these two are almost nowhere to be found in this video. They have been telling press that they'd be scaling back on their reality show involvement, but we thought that would happen next season. Granted, it's only a 30-second clip, but still I hope this isn't an indicator that we won't be getting our usual fix of Khloe-Lamar time because they're the most sane people on this show. Don't take our life-preservers away, please!