As we pointed out yesterday, there's a lot of good stuff on TV today. You've got your Christmas Story marathon, a Doctor Who holiday special, and, of course, Storage Wars. But because we're weird and masochistic, we don't care about any of that: We're going to spend our day staring at the strangely riveting Holiday Yule Log. And blogging about it. And maybe, just maybe, drinking. Join us, if you're totally bored — and also weird and masochistic. You don't have to be drinking, but it does make the experience about twenty times more hilarious.*
(*Opinions of Hollywood.com Christmas Slaves Shaunna Murphy and Alicia Lutes, not speaking on behalf of Hollywood.com.)
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