Okay, so Revenge had a lackluster second season. Scratch that. Revenge had a terrible, no good, very bad, totally unwatchable second season that pretty much caused us to break up with it. The makers of this new teaser for the ABC Hamptons sudser seem to have heard your complaints, touting that what happens in it will occur in the first 60 seconds of the season premiere. And it is a bit of a doozy, a sign that maybe this show could finally course-correct: Emily Van Camp’s Emily Thorne in her wedding dress on a yacht holding a glass of champagne…and taking two shots to the stomach. Who is the assailant? Sigh. I guess we’ll have to watch to find out.
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