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Nicole Richie Rapping About Gluten-Free Spaghetti Proves She Needs a New TV Show

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Sep 04, 2013 | 6:05pm EDT

Get ready for it: Nicole Richie, rapper. 

The former Simple Life star, now 32, a mom and a fashionista, has been anchoring her own AOL webseries of late, Candidly Nicole. In the newest episode, "Nicole Knows Hip Hop," she tries her hand at some mean rhymes, working with producer Benji Madden and rapper Ebone Hoodrich to create a rap song she "can relate to." What exactly does she relate to? Her bangs, hairstylist house calls, gluten-free spaghetti, and, apparently, meowing. The last one is attempt to give a feline spin on DMX's barking. We think. Watch the video above for dropped R's and the most awkward swagga you've ever seen. Nikki Rich is quite the wordsmith!

But doesn't this make you wish Richie would return to TV proper for another reality show? How cool would it be to see her star in her own show, without dead weight Paris Hilton. She could even return to some of her Simple Life stomping grounds, interacting with the mere mortals she and Paris mocked on their seminal series 10 years ago. Reality TV gods, make this happen.

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