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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Come Back from Vacation: Late Last Night

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Jun 02, 2010 | 4:59am EDT

  Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Come Back from Vacation: Late Last Night

While Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel are still enjoying their long Memorial Day vacays (lucky jerks), Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart were back on last night and ready to voice our frustrations from the past few days of our dissatisfaction with everything.

Stewart (who from now on will be referred to as “J. Stew,” which is my pet name for him) started off talking about the atrocious oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that nobody seems to know how to fix. He pointed out a few good things about this whole disaster, which is we now know there’s a crapload of oil in the earth, and that we've finally figured out BP doesn’t know anything. It probably doesn't even know its logo from a breakfast tray.

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And J. Stew’s very own Wyatt Cenac talked to Americans as average as you and me about how they’d plug this black bleeding heart of sludge that’s killing our planet’s sweet ducks and sea otters.

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Stephen Colbert informed us of a new craze called “Vodka Eyeballing,” which you already know about because you lived with someone who never paid his share of the rent when you were in college. Oh, who am I kidding? You still live with him, and you guys do it together every night before you eat your pizza and watch WWE wrestling. Am I good or am I good?

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And Colbert also talked about BP’s oil spill. He argued there’s got to be someone benefiting from all the tar-covered wildlife that haunt our dreams. In other words… who’s rubbing their hands together under their desks at all the baby animals who are breathing in the oil…? That’s right! The soap industry! Those bastards.

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