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Julianne Moore Talks Carpal Tunnel And Other Injuries: Late Last Night

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Jul 01, 2010 | 4:25am EDT

  Julianne Moore Talks Carpal Tunnel And Other Injuries: Late Last Night

Last night, Julianne Moore told David Letterman how she gave herself carpal tunnel from texting too much. But it turns out, there's another way you can hurt your hand! It's much more old fashioned, and people will admit it to you when you're sitting on a plane in first class!

Even though the United States is out of the World Cup, Americans are still a little...miffed (shall we say?) about losing to Ghana. We all know why it happened: it's just not our sport! No it isn't! Americans have notoriously bad backs and poor footing! We'll never be good at soccer. Inventing iPhones? We nail that. Watching porn? We're experts. Soccer? No dice. Daily Show correspondent John Hodgeman agrees with me, and he took some time last night to analyze how we can get rid of soccer, since we're so bad at it that it doesn't deserve to be played.

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Jon Stewart talked to Landon Donovan and Bob Bradley (no offense, but who?) about the American soccer team and how soccer as a sport has developed. (You mean, the game used to be even more elementary?)

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Stephen Colbert alerted us to a HORRIBLE THING that is happening to King Tut. This poor guy -- dead, entombed, hardly any pretty ladies walking by...and then someone has the audacity to do THIS to him. As Stephanie Tanner would say, "HOW RUDE!"

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And Stephen continued trying to figure out if he'd make a good Knick by testing how high he can jump and having a little scrimmage with Allan Houston.

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