There's no debating the fact that the Django Unchained star is a beautiful woman, but her shiny coral Miu Miu gown is a little too prom for our liking. [Steve Granitz/WireImage]
While we're diggin' the deep burgundy of Jacki Weaver's Rani Zakhem gown, the sheer overlay on the bust is a little too nude for our comfort. This is the Oscars, not the Ice Capades. [Jason Merritt/Getty Images]
Why does Melissa McCarthy's stylist hate her so much? From the drag queen hair to the sloppy draped David Meister dress — well, a picture really is worth a thousand words here. [Jason Merritt/Getty Images]
The Academy Award-winning (OMG, that happened, you guys!) actress just might have chosen the worst Oscar dress of all time. The pale pink Prada gown is more of a nipply apron than anything else. [Jason Merritt/Getty Images]
Zoe Saldana's Alexis Mabille Couture gown hits all the wrong notes. Belts on the red carpet are a big no-no in my book. Add to that a handful of snowflakes and gray mermaid tail and you've got a recipe for disaster. [Jason Merritt/Getty Images]
The former Destiny's Child singer has been making quite a comeback as of late, but her ill-fitting black and white Donna Karan Atelier gown may have just set her back a bit. [Steve Granitz/WireImage]
Yawn. Jennifer Aniston's hair may look perfect (per usual), but her red Valentino gown leaves a little something to be desired. We expect more from you, Jen. [Jason Merritt/Getty Images]
The Footloose star, who was also the Executive Producer for the Oscar-shortlisted documentary Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God, looked like a gothic, drowned mermaid. [John Shearer/Invision/AP Photo]
