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Look Inspired By: Old women who wear frilly nightgowns while watching Lifetime
What She's Trying To Say: I'm an adult who demands to be taken seriously!
What It Says: There's a special place in hell for women who use a round brush on their bangs.
Look Inspired By: Transparency
What She's Trying To Say: Stop asking me about 'House' and only sort of look at my boobs.
What It Says: What button in Photoshop makes it look like my head is 18 times too big for my body?
Look Inspired By: Flowers! Purity! Fashion!
What She's Trying To Say: It's OK if you rain on my parade, because it helps make the garden grow.
What It Says: Look at this huge f**king flower and try not to make a vagina joke.
Look Inspired By: The eternal struggle of man versus nature, represented in the string of pearls around her neck.
What She's Trying To Say: I'm still hot you guys, I swear!
What It Says: We get it, it's unfair. Your body. And you've had two kids? God damnit, Hudson!
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