Fandom Gone Too Far? Obi-Ron Swanson Crying Blood & 12 Other Absurd Fan-Made Gifts

Don't let your dog get caught sporting its natural fur style. That's for your average citizen. No, your princess deserves to look like a miniature Lady Gaga on the daily.

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Poor Taylor Swift. Nothing ensures that she-ee is never (ever, ever) getting back together with any of these handsome young men like the embarrassment of having their faces placed in a circle around her face on a pillar candle more often used for religious purposes.

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Is your life not quite creepy enough? Why don't you buy this Angelina Jolie doll head so you can make your own Angie? That'll teach all those losers who said "making dolls of celebrities" is a "sign" that you're "too obsessed."

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Want to commemorate your love for The Walking Dead's king badass and crossbow-wielding warrior? You definitely need a figurine of him imagined as a character from My Little Pony.

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Where's Maggie Smith? Because this calls for one of her famous Downton Abbey double-takes. Presenting: Matthew Crawley, the Dowager Countess, Lady Mary, and Lady Edith... if they were dogs instead of people. Shut up, you need these.

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If your gentle constitution can't handle a bowl of "sketti" there are other ways to pay homage to the mother of Honey Boo Boo Child, Mama June. For example, you could wear her face on a ring. In public. For more than 15 seconds.

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Even the world's most powerful women need creature comforts at home. That's why we're happy someone finally cross-stitched a framed image of Texts from Hilary Clinton.

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You know what? Screw it. This Nicki Minaj doll is freaky. End of story.

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This "restored" Ecce Homo will not go away. (Probably because, somehow, it's still funny.) But now, you can make sure it really doesn't go away by putting a 3D version on your own face.

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Yes, the Ikea Monkey, wandering around the parking lot of the furniture store in an adorable fitted winter coat was one of the best things that has ever happened. If acknowledging that is not enough, you could get these earrings, which come in packs of five. For your five ears.

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If you love Psy and "Gangnam Style" enough to buy this necklace, we should probably stage an intervention. You do know there's a new Justin Timberlake album out, right?

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Bey's publicist famously asked Buzzfeed to remove this "unflattering" photo of B dancing at the most public event of the entire year (the Super Bowl) and now the photo is not only still online, it's famous enough to be a cell phone cover, among other things.

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