Why 'Wonderland' Magazine?: To remind John Mayer that her body is a wonderland that he missed out on.
What She Hoped This Would Say: Eyes are the windows to the soul
What Actually Comes Across: Look directly into my eyes and you will be trapped inside my heart foreverrrrrrrrrrr! Do not resist, do not look away I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU.
What She's Giving Us: A reminder that she's still the HBIC.
Most Obvious Comment: That's one hell of an advertisement for bump-its.
But Why is She On a Magazine Right Now?: Because everyone loves her. You love her. I love her. We all love Adele, so let's just celebrate that love all the time.
What His Eyes Say: "I just want to love you, if you Beliebe."
What He's Thinking: Worst Cover Ever — You put the word 'teen' right over my sweet, sweet pompadour.
The Real Question Here: But what would Anne Frank think?
Our First Reaction: Look! A modern-day, strung out take on the witches of 'Macbeth.'
Is It a Bad Idea?: Listen, people already believe gingers don't have souls.
None Of That Matters, Though: Because that nail color is nude perfection.
Why This Sucks: Because it's so not fair that she can pull off that color yellow so flawlessly.
Why This Rules: It's inherent: Christina Hendricks.
What Don Draper Would Say: "I'm an idiot for not nabbing Joan away from Roger first."
What She's Thinking: "Hermoine's dead."
What The Photographer Was Thinking: "Hermoine's dead."
What The Internet is Thinking: OMG.
Also: RIP Hermoine.
Why: Relevancy! Relevancy! She screams for relevancy!
But Seriously: Because everyone makes career mistakes.
That's Not A Good Enough Reason, Though: Reinvention is a tricky beast — especially for Disney girls. Plus, relevancy means never having to wear a shirt.
Why She's Wearing That Hat: Because metallic fabric is way more socially acceptable than tin foil.
And What About That Wrist Jewelry?: Sometimes bracelets just aren't handy enough.
Our Initial Reaction: That Carey Mulligan always looks so wonderful and uncomfortable at the same time. Always. Why is that?
What Is This, I Don't Even: Seriously, though, Kirsten, what are we supposed to say about this? What do you have to say for yourself?
What She's Thinking: "Every beer in Brooklyn will be free for me after this!"
What The Photographer Was Thinking: "Are you bored? I'm bored. Let's grease up her hair, dye it gray, and put a mirror on her belly and call it an artistic statement about the bizarre. Self-reflection at your own hand or whatever. The future of fashion is not giving a s**t. Now let's get some lunch."