Craziest Celebrity Mug Shots

The 'Dazed and Confused' star looked just that after he got in a bar fight that lead to an arrest for assault with intent to harm and disorderly conduct. While London's story conflicts with that of the police report (he claims he was attacked, while police say an intoxicated London punched a bar patron at an Arizona bar and hurt a bouncer) the important thing to remember is that the 40-year-actor allegedly defecated in the police car that took him in to get this bruised, bloodied mugshot taken.

The 'Iron Chef' star managed to cook up quite the mug shot at the Santa Barbara, Calif. police station after being cited for one count of DUI and one count of driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 and higher on June 17. Talk about a recipe for disaster!

The 'Lost' actor's charge ended up being diverted into a special program that required Fox to complete a court-mandated treatment program. Still, Fox looks like he'd rather be on a deserted island than in front of this camera.

Though she doesn't look like she could brutally attack anyone, Evans has proved to have quite a violent streak (just ask Britany Truett's face after that 'Teen Mom' brawl), but despite the brutal video evidence, the star was sentenced to zero jail time and was put on 12 months probation in 2011. She was also ordered to pay a $100 fine, perform 24 hours of community service, and take anger management courses — though those don't seem to have helped much.

If it isn't obvious from the dark mascara running down her face, Snooki once again took partying to the extreme. Still, after her arrest in 2010, the reality star was released from custody several hours later on her own recognizance, thus allowing this 'Jersey Shore' star to drink another day.

That is the face of total indifference, my friend. Soon after turning himself in to the New Orleans police department in 2012 for smashing an office window with a paparazzi's cell phone, the actor was released about an hour later after posting a $5,000 bond. Seems crime doesn't quite pay!

Though Portwood walked off free in 2011 after violating her parole, she didn't get quite so lucky this past June when a judge decided to sentence her to at least two years in jail for a similar violation.

It wouldn't be a true mugshot gallery without including the Queen of Mugshots herself: Lindsay Lohan. But whether she's getting arrested for probation violations or receiving (yet another) DUI charge, her guilt-o-meter is almost always off the charts. This pose should almost be second nature to her by now. In this particular instance in 2010, the actress was sentenced to a 90-day stint in jail, but only ended up serving 14 days due to overcrowding.

This socialite always looks so composed and collected in all of her mug shots, it's almost uncanny (but still undeniably guilty). In 2006, Hilton was charged with a DUI and had her license suspended. She was later sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license, but only had to serve 23 and spent the rest of the time in home confinement with her pets.

This Hollywood star looks almost smug in her 2007 mug shot, just before she was about to begin serving her four-day sentence for a DUI conviction. The actress was released after 82 minutes in custody.