Bane Say What? 10 Most Inaudible Movie Characters

Any inaudible list would be incomplete without the king of mumbles, Benicio del Toro. Del Toro has taken incomprehensible speech and turned it into an award-winning acting style. It's really quite an accomplishment. His accent as the mescaline-addled Dr. Gonzo is wonderfully bizarre, and fitting for a film that chronicles the adventures of Hunter S. Thompson and his right-hand man, Oscar Zeta Acosta.

Okay, okay — so Bridges earned an Academy Award nomination for this one. His version of the weathered, taciturn Cogburn (first played by John Wayne in 1969) is undoubtably magnetic, but the character's signature drunken drawl can be maddeningly difficult to decipher. 

Sparrow's drunken slurring is actually one of the things people love about this strangely endearing character. Just focus on the pretty people and big swords, and you won't even notice that most of the things Depp says are completely inaudible. 

Just like Troy Barnes from 'Community', I too didn't really "get" 'Inception.' (Damn you, impossibly ambiguous ending!) Watanabe's slurring didn't make things any easier. 

I pity the fool who actually tried to understand anything Rampage said that wasn't "I pity the fool." 

Yes, Benicio del Toro is also in this movie, and he is also very inaudible. But that's basically del Toro's acting style, and it's Pitt's character — an Irish gypsy thief that no one can understand — who takes the cake in this one. In the DVD commentary, Pitt says he came up with the gibberish on his own, and even he has no idea what he's saying.

Director Ed Wood was notorious for making big, fat turkeys, and not in the Paula Deen sense. His worst offender may have been 'Plan 9 From Outer Space', and his decision to cast the Swedish wrestler Johnson as a police inspector-turned-zombie was due to Johnson's large stature — and nothing else. Johnson is silent once he's zombie-fied, and it's one of the film's few blessings. You can't hear a word the guy says when he's "acting."

Dick Tracy runs into trouble when he finally nabs Big Boy's trusted lieutenant — Mumbles' speech is so garbled that it's nearly impossible to hear his confession. Thank God for tape recorders!

Mumble mumble grumble groan shoot punch groan slur ADRIAAAAAAN. 

Couldn't hear a word this guy was saying the whole damn time. Want my money back.