We're past the baby bump phase, now we have to watch stars (like Jessica Alba) push around their spawn in their Humvee-sized conveyances for the rest of their lives? Maybe this is how they all lose the baby weight. [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
I'm sorry, but we know there is a Charlize Theron hiding behind that designer bag (which probably cost more than six months of our salary). Stop trying to trick us! [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
Based on paparazzi photos you would think that stars, like Ginnifer Goodwin, drink nothing by coffee. And it's always Starbucks. Are they paying for product placement? [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
Everyone has to go through the airport, even stars, but if I have to see one more in a schlubby outfit hiding behind a pair of shades in LAX, I'm taking the next flight to somewhere without tabloids. Sorry, Khloe Kardashian. [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
If it's not Jack Nicholson or Spike Lee or Leo DiCaprio it's someone else like Kim Kardashian and Kayne West making the front row of a Lakers game look like a mile on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. OK, we get it! Stars like sports. [Photo credit: Getty Images]
The easiest way for a celeb, like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green is to show off their "bikini bodies" on the beach. Don't these people ever sit under an umbrella and read like the rest of us? [Photo credit: AKM–GSI]
It would be hard to get a star in their natural habitat trying to pick out some new threads. Instead the camera guys just chill outside and shoot through the window. If you did this to Rihanna in her home, you might get arrested! [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
Yes, celebs can't let the dog crap in the house. Yes, Amanda Seyfried has to take a dog for a walk. Does that mean we need a photo of her with a bag full of warm poo in her hand every time she does it? [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
Aren't we supposed to think that David Letterman show is on at 11:30? Then why are stars, like Will Smith, always spotted outside the studio when there aren't any stars out? Thanks for ruining our dreams. [Photo credit: Wenn.com]
