The Three-Breasted Woman in 'Total Recall' and Other Creative Uses of Nudity in Films 

Sci-fi movies are notorious for gratuitous nudity, but the unsolvable question of "Why have only two boobs to look at when you can have three?" was answered in 1990 when 'Total Recall' introduced the Three-Breasted Alien Prostitute named Mary (played by Lycia Naff). Naturally, the makers of the 'Total Recall' reboot brought back the unnatural three-breasted woman (now played by Kaitlyn Leeb) for moviegoers to gawk at. In total that's, like, six boobs. Science!

There's a good chance if you were a fan of Kevin Smith's 1995 comedy 'Mallrats' you remember the scene in which Brody and TS visit Ivannah, the fortune teller with three nipples at the dirt mall. (There's probably also a good chance you can't unhear the way she pronounces "October.") Played by Priscilla Barnes, Ivannah uses her "mystical powers" to tell Brody his fate. Okay, so her third nipple was a fake, but the guys totally bought it. Go figure. 

Sure, you COULD fly a motorized helicopter and not attach it to any of your extremities, but honestly where's the fun in that? Chris Pontius did just that when he attached a remote controlled helicopter to his penis for the — you guessed it — helic**kter in 'Jackass 3D'. Hey kids, don't try this at home. These guys are, er, professionals. 

No helic**kters here. In one of Ted Levine's many infamous scenes in Jonathan Demme's 1991 Oscar-winner, his character Jame Gumb (aka Buffalo Bill) does a dance to Q Lazzarus' "Goodbye Horses" that somehow simultaneously leaves nothing and everything to the imagination. Far and away the most famous movie "tuck" of all-time.

Before 'Magic Mike' there was 'The Full Monty'. The 1997 indie sleeper hit found some creative ways to hide their male strippers' bait and tackles, including these bowler hats. (This movie is incredibly British.) Of course by the time Tom Jones "You Can Leave Your Hat On" comes on, the hats come off in the Oscar-nominated comedy. Cheerio! 

James Van Der Beek's Mox didn't want YOUR LIFE, but plenty of guys wanted his after they saw the scene in 'Varsity Blues' when his friend Darcy (Ali Larter) tried to seduce him by wearing nothing more than a whipped cream bikini. While it's really an only one-time wear ensemble (and definitely not one for the beach) you've got to give her credit for creativity. (Cherry nipples!) 

If only 'The Full Monty' had come out before the dark comedy classic 'A Fish Called Wanda.' Then maybe the striptease attempted by Archie Leech (John Cleese) wouldn't have gone so disastrously, albeit hilariously, wrong. 

While abstaining from sex for, yep, 40 days and 40 nights for Lent, Matt (Josh Hartnett) has sex on his mind a lot. Like, alot. To the point he's seeing naked ladies everywhere he goes and at one point imagines he's literally swimming in a sea of boobs. Being inside the mind of a guy was never so graphic. 

Only Homer Simpson would dare his son to skateboard nude through Springfield. But only Bart Simpson would actually accept such a challenge. Not only did we see Bart's yellow butt, but 'The Simpsons' fans got a glimpse of his doodle, too, despite his best efforts to hide it behind a bird, a sprinkler, and a french fry, among other things. 

Of course, no one got quite as creative quite like Mike Myers' Austin Powers did. (He was an international man of mystery, after all.) In the 1997 original Austin and his groovy lady Vanessa (Elizabeth Hurley) cover up their naughty bits after some post-coital honeymoon bliss with some strategically placed melons, spice racks, coffee pots, milk saucers, balloons, and nude draw-rings.