Here, our illustrious Jean-Claude dresses up as an extra from the 'SNL Leather Man' sketch. Say it with us now: leeeeeeatherrrrrrrr! And that is one fly belt, you guys. [Ron Galella Collection/WireImage]
Who needs a guido from 'Jersey Shore' when you've got a martial artist from Belgium? JCVD was the situation before The Situation. Take that! [Sean Thorton/WENN]
The only thing more perfect than JCVD's kick form in this picture, are his luscious locks. Way to point those toes, though, JC. [Pool BENAINOUS/REGLAIN/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images]
