Lindsay Lohan may be trying her hardest to fill the shoes of deceased glamazon Elizabeth Taylor, but there is a reason that high-wasited bikini bottoms haven’t been a trend since the ‘60s. [AKM-GSI]
It's easy to assume that professional swimmers like Conor Dwyer, Cullen Jones, and Ryan Lochte would know how to pick out a decent swimsuit. Wrong. After all, we love the swimmers… because speedos. [Wenn.com]
Who knew that Nashville was in New Jersey? Teresa Giudice needs to lasso that bad blue unikini and matching atrocious hat and send them back to the rodeo. [Splash News]
If you can't party with it, wear it! Still, Warren G should probably hang his Lindsay Lohan-clad tee-shirt out to dry with the beach towels. [Wenn.com]
