Okay, so it's not much of a title — but whoa is that haircut distracting! Somewhere below that ill-advised disaster that seems to be half mullet half buzz cut is an adorable man-child with a mischievous glint in his eye that surely drove the ladies wild.
Of course blonde, bubbly Amy Poehler was a cheerleader in high school. Of course. Let's just hope she was proclaiming the joys of feminism while waving her pom poms from the top of the pyramid, for Leslie Knope's sake.
Her hair is so big because it's full of secrets. One glance at this photo makes clear that Mariah's diva-licious ways started early. You just know that she kept a curling iron in her locker for touchups after homeroom, and no way does that hair make it through PE unscathed.
Homegirl loved her hair accessories and lip liner. It's probably safe to assume that Minka Kelly was the first in her grade to own a pager (this was pre-cell phones, y'all) and was your go-to gal for a stick of gum.