Okay, so it's not much of a title — but whoa is that haircut distracting! Somewhere below that ill-advised disaster that seems to be half mullet half buzz cut is an adorable man-child with a mischievous glint in his eye that surely drove the ladies wild.
Of course blonde, bubbly Amy Poehler was a cheerleader in high school. Of course. Let's just hope she was proclaiming the joys of feminism while waving her pom poms from the top of the pyramid, for Leslie Knope's sake.
Freshman year of high school, George Clooney was unfortunate looking. Little did the ladies of Augusta High School know he would one day become America's most eligible bachelor.
Before she was a Kanye-dating, sex tape-releasing bodacious babe, little Kimmie had an unflattering haircut and ugly floral blouse, just like the rest of us.
Her hair is so big because it's full of secrets. One glance at this photo makes clear that Mariah's diva-licious ways started early. You just know that she kept a curling iron in her locker for touchups after homeroom, and no way does that hair make it through PE unscathed.
Homegirl loved her hair accessories and lip liner. It's probably safe to assume that Minka Kelly was the first in her grade to own a pager (this was pre-cell phones, y'all) and was your go-to gal for a stick of gum.
Little known fact: A method actor from a young age, Tom Hanks spent his high school years preparing for the role of Thomas Jefferson in his school's musical production of '1776.'
