Though it sounds like a sequel to 'Deep Throat' (porn edition, not secret government informant), 'Deep Impact' was about a comet pounding the s**t out of Earth. [Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures]
‘Free Willy’ – Sorry about ruining your childhood with the image of a giant piece of male anatomy launching itself to freedom rather than a Killer Whale. Still works with the Michael Jackson soundtrack though (too much)? [Photo Credit: Warner Brothers]
‘Holes’ – Imagine if Shia LaBeouf (renamed Shia LaBuff because, duh) went digging for something ELSE, aknowwhattamean? [Photo Credit: Walt Disney Pictures]
‘Blow’ – The story of the man who started the American cocaine market should really have a porn spin-off with Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz lookalikes. It'd be a real oral history. [Photo Credit: New Line]
