Penelope mysteriously matches the pirate on the poster’s headband in this sleek, floor-length rust dress at the Pirates premiere. She is every pirate’s prize booty, after all.
Penelope has never been a trend-whore, but she does seem to be fashioning her own—that is, carrying man-purse Pedro Almodovar to every premiere. Where’s Javier, Pene?
Who looks this casual cute leaving the airport? Penelope does, that’s who! We love the converse and rolled up jeans combined with that splash of a red sweatshirt.
This is one of our favorite looks on Penelope. The pale tulle and jeweled gown is exquisite, and her ponytail and bangs are just too cute. What more can we say? The woman should just be worshipped!
Pedro is quite the gentleman, courting Princess Pene in her lovely lavender strapless gown. We kind of wish his bowtie matched her dress better, but you can’t have everything.
She may not look happy to be wearing this darling black lace dress, but we are sure happy about it. We wish Pene would show off those great legs more often!
If Penelope were on a sandy beach this red pantsuit would make her one hot tamale—as it is, she blends in a little too well with the red carpet. Don’t worry Penelope—we still know how hot you are!
