Hoping to relive the adventures of our favorite big screen hero, we scurry to the corner toy store to pick out the action figure modeled to look exactly like him or her. Only... it doesn't. At all. The neck's too long, the torso's too big, the nose is where the mouth should be. While this plastic version of Channing Tatum's G.I. Joe: Retaliation hero isn't too bad, it reminds us of some of the worst movie-inspired action figures we've ever seen.