Bam. Didn't even see it coming, did you? Michael got the short end of the stick, standing out as the one islander not to cross over into the shining light of eternal rest. But since then, he's made up for it with some high quality projects: Sons of Anarchy, the action film Snitch, and above all, the unstoppable Zero Dark Thirty. Add his upcoming turn as Sammy Davis Jr. in Inferno, and you've got a whopping record score of five polar bears.