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'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Are You My Friend?

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Mar 04, 2014 | 11:04am EST

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We’d like to say this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills packs as much punch as last week's, but unfortunately, this is not the case. It seems the girls, even with the alienation of Lisa, can’t give us what we need.

Lisa and Ken leave Puerto Rico before the start of the next day, making another argument out of the question. The remainder of the girls get along fabulously, in the way they always do after they collectively decide one of them has been a lying b**ch.

Vacation can’t last forever, no matter how rich or famous you are. Kim and Yolanda go to opposite sides of the country to drop their daughters off at college. Yolanda heads to New York and Kim drives down to San Diego.

But where is Carlton? We hear your cries, fellow fans! Carlton has been helping Lisa feel less abandoned with her advice on mean girls, as well as continuing the ritual of picking her children up from school every day. When we woke up from our boredom-induced sleep we realized the episode was almost over.

The highlight? Brandi’s average looking parents met Yolanda and her husband David. And what did Brandi do for her father on his birthday? Other than tell the entire country how intimated and insecure being around wealth makes him. She bought them a new car.

Predictions
-Kyle’s daughter loses her first big girl earring.
-Lisa buys Kyle’s daughter a beautiful real diamond earring.
-Kim buys an apartment and moves to San Diego.
-Carlton casts a spell on the entire cast of Housewives. They become nice girls who don’t wear make up or high heeled shoes and volunteer for the Peace Corps.

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