After an extended absence from your family, is it better to be greeted with barely an acknowledgement, a huge banner-waving greeting, or a sincere... Read

S2:E1 New Directions may have faced brutal defeat at regionals last season, but thanks to an uncharacteristic act of charity black-mail (you... Read

S4:E2 ¡Bienvenidos a Paris! That’s right! Nobody’s started school on Gossip Girl yet, so they’re still breaking their chaussures on the... Read

I have a theory about the new Hawaii Five-O. It’s not exactly profound, but then again, this update of the classic 1970s cop show program isn’t... Read

Season 6, Episode 1: "Big Days" No spoiler alert necessary for the season 6 premiere: Alas, but unsurprisingly, we did not meet the titular... Read

So last night, the most anticipated new show of the year, HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, had its big debut. The premiere was probably viewed by a... Read

S4:E9 Finally! After that other episode where Don woke up next to Patty (the diner waitress and stand-in for the pageant girls while the lighting... Read

S1:E6 I KNOW you’re spending this very moment wondering what your housewives did last night MORE than if you can sneak out of work early because... Read

S2:E8 Jersey Shore last night was a repeat of the episode that aired last Sunday, before MTV’s Chertacular VMA’s. We were introduced to a new... Read

S4:E1 The fourth season of Gossip Girl premiered last night, and in the event you missed it, I hope to God you were busy trying to prove the... Read