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Clerks II (R)
Brian Marder
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Lewd, crude, sophomoric, obscene, crass, juvenile, offensive to all humans and species of donkey--but
Clerks II
has its faults, as well. There are parts that are downright mature and not subversive, and that’s just not cool!
Story
When we left our favorite misanthropic antiheroes, Dante (
Brian O'Halloran
) and Randal (
Jeff Anderson
), in 1994, we had a feeling they’d be disgruntled clerks well into the new millennium. Sure enough, our 12-year reunion finds them still slacking off in the same Jersey town--only they’re now “working” at fast-food joint Mooby’s after a fire burnt down the Quick Stop; sidewalk stalkers Jay (
Jason Mewes
) and Silent Bob (writer/director
Kevin Smith
) have also been forced to take their acts to Mooby’s. Now in their thirties and miserable as ever, Dante and Randal still profanely voice their discontent in front of their easygoing boss lady (
Rosario Dawson
), virgin coworker (
Trevor Fehrman
) and unsuspecting patrons, but at least one of them is planning to finally grow up: Dante is set to move with his fiancé, Becky (played by Smith’s real wife,
Jennifer Schwalbach
), to Florida in hopes of starting a new life, much to Randal’s objection.
Acting
Clerks II
truly has the feel of a reunion: We haven’t seen our good buddies
O'Halloran
and
Anderson
in a dozen years, and we’re curious what they’ll look like, etc., because, save for a few minor roles, they’ve been M.I.A. ever since! They look older, but they still trade vulgarities with the best of ‘em--with
Anderson
’s Randal typically doling out the insults and
O'Halloran
’s Dante whining about them--and possess acting chops, making it a wonder we haven’t seen the two much since ’94.
Mewes
’ Jay in the sequel is based at least loosely on the actor’s own off-screen “arc,” which has seen drug addiction and current sobriety.
Mewes
’ scenes are again the film’s best, and while some will complain of not enough screen time, that’s actually the best restraint exhibited by
Smith
. Newcomer
Dawson
makes for an odd addition to the odd couple, but she more than holds her own with their obscene sex ponderings and, more importantly, plays down her looks enough to pull it off.
Direction
The first
Clerks
was considered a seminal offbeat masterpiece, and writer/director
Smith
, along with
Richard Linklater
and others, was branded a forefather of ‘90s indie. However, since then
Smith
has failed to produce a single box-office hit, and here we find him reverting to his ol’ reliable, seemingly a stab at career revival. The film is both hit-and-miss and, as a whole, hit-
or
-miss, but therein lies the essence of
Kevin Smith
, for which we’ve longed since his heyday. While he clearly makes some concessions for the bigger-budgeted sequel—-
Smith
occasionally tries to please the crowd, the film is in color, etc.--his observations on everything from
Lord of the Rings
geekdom to taboo sex moves are again liberated, and anyone with an open, if filthy, mind will eat it up. And refreshingly,
Smith
seems at peace with the fact that even if this sequel had been flawless it couldn’t have possibly satisfied his original cult fans, many of whom are now also in their thirties and will enjoy the odd sweetness of
Smith
’s take on growing up.
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