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George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (R)
Kit Bowen
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While
George A. Romero
and zombie fans alike should get a kick out it,
Land of the Dead
is just a giant excuse to see the walking dead pigging out on human flesh--in all its blood-dripping, bone-crunching, brain-slurping fashion. Yuck.
Story
Some time has passed since the dead rose up to feast on human flesh, and what's left of mankind is making the best of it. The people have cordoned themselves off from the zombies--or "stenches," as they are so lovingly referred to--behind the walls of a fortified city, where they try to maintain an illusion of life as it once was. Supplies and food are still needed, so a hardened group of mercenaries--headed by Riley (
Simon Baker
) and Cholo (
John Leguizamo
)--run retrieval missions into the vast wasteland, using little tricks of the trade to keep the zombies at bay. Back in the city, however, things aren't so hunky dory. The wealthy and powerful, lead by the slimy Kaufman (
Dennis Hopper
), dwell in a swanky and exclusive high rise and rule over the working class, while the disenfranchised peeps on the streets stew over their lot in life. But they aren't prepared for what happens next. Seems the army of the dead are evolving, learning to organize and communicate with one another. And they don't take too kindly to getting shot in the head. The only thing the humans have going for them is the fact the zombies still don't move very fast--but that's not saying much.
Acting
It's tough for an actor to shine in a horror flick in which the gore and special effects make-up are pretty much the main attraction--but the
Land of the Dead
cast do their best. You've got
Baker
(
The Ring Two
), as the kindhearted hero; character actor
Robert Joy
, as
Baker
's mentally challenged sidekick, but who's also a wicked sharpshooter; the lovely up-and-comer
Asia Argento
, as a tough-as-nails street chick willing to help out;
Leguizamo
, as the wisecracking mercenary with a major chip on his shoulder and firepower to back it up. And then there's
Dennis Hopper
. He's playing it pretty straight this time around as the evil and greedy rich guy who doesn't really consider himself the villain, considering he was the one who built the fortified city. But a little of the weird
Hopper
pops through every once in awhile. Of course, we've also got the hordes of evolving dead walkers, lead by a particularly fearsome zombie. With a bloodcurdling zombie battle cry, this badass teaches his comrades to take up arms, beat down walls and walk under water. Resourceful fellow.
Direction
You can thank
George Romero
for giving us flesh-eating zombies. If not for his 1968 cult classic
Night of the Living Dead
, we wouldn't have
28 Days Later
or
Evil Dead
--and we'd be a much duller place without them. Now, 20 years after he made the last
Dead
movie,
Day of the Dead
,
Romero
is ready to hurl body parts at us again. Maybe, after he saw how well they remade his
Dawn of the Dead
last year, he felt he could do it even better. Not quite. Sure,
Romero
has definitely grown up and improved his writing.
Land of the Dead
does a nice job moving things along, showing how the survivors have adapted to living with their "neighbors" but never really learning much from the experience.
Romero
also has brought a certain pathos to the zombie. They move around, as if in a daze, also trying to maintain a semblance of what they used to be--human. And frankly, they are tired of being labeled mindless idiots who do nothing but wander about. Dammit. If you prick them, do they not bleed? But with all the gratuitous violence, and hardly any of the
Dawn
remake's humor or irony,
Land of the Dead
doesn't really distinguish itself from any of
Romero
's other gore-filled zombie flicks.
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