Like most American families, the Grombergs are a little dysfunctional, despite their amazing loft apartment, sensational Apple computers and successful family law firm. Middle-aged Alex (Michael Douglas) is what his son Asher (Cameron Douglas) calls a "soggy cracker": a corporate attorney who's always worried about something, he works in a soup kitchen and takes pro bono work to assuage his middle-class guilt over his day job. He also struggles to understand his oldest son, who's a failure in college but does well enough as a drug dealer and DJ. Alex's father, Mitchell (Kirk Douglas), meanwhile, is your standard powerbroker-cum-bored-retiree; he founded the law firm where Alex now works, and if Alex's whining is to be believed, spent most of his time there while his son was growing up and definitely didn't do much understanding. These three main characters are so self-absorbed that it's not surprising the story of their lives comes off about as interesting as a soup-soaked Saltine; thank goodness for mom Rebecca (Bernadette Peters), who manages at least on occasion to be something other than tolerant, and uptight second son Eli (Rory Culkin), a karate champion with a crush on the class runaway, a sixth-grade goth girl.