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With all the best intentions on making an old-fashioned Western,
Open Range
just can't make it past its utterly pathetic dialogue and overdone plot.
John Wayne
is turning over in his grave.
Story
It should. You've seen
Open Range
done about a 100 times before, and in far better ways. In the beginning, we meet
Range
's cowboys--old curmudgeon Boss Spearman (
Robert Duvall
), stoic Charley Waite (
Kevin Costner
), jovial Mose (
Abraham Benrubi
) and Button (
Diego Luna
), the token "kid"--but then a big, giant warning sign goes off when early on lines like, "Let's rustle up some grub" and "They broke the mold after him " are uttered with complete seriousness. The film never recovers after that. Twenty minutes in, nothing has happened--
at all
. Finally, the rough-hewn men roll into Harmonville, a typical Old West town, and encounter a nasty Irish rancher named Baxter (
Michael Gambon
), who, along with a corrupt sheriff (
James Russo
), rules the town with an iron hand. Baxter issues the appropriate threats to the freegrazers to move along or else--and then carries out said threats, killing Mose and severely injuring Button, even killing Charley's dog. Of course, revenge must be exacted but not before getting Button some medical attention, thus allowing Boss and Charley to meet the lovely but no-nonsense frontierswoman Sue Barlow (
Annette Bening
), who nurses Button back to health. Charley is immediately smitten because as Boss explains, "A woman like that makes you want to put down roots, make little 'uns" (no, really, he
says
that). Before it's all over, the town rises up against their oppressor, a shootout occurs, blood is spilled--and the guys in the white hats win. The moral? Don't kill a cowboy's dog.
Acting
Even with a strong desire to be in a Western, any actor in their right mind would have run far away from
Open Range
after reading the awful script. Yet, producer/director/star
Kevin Costner
was miraculously able to rustle up his own posse of Oscar-caliber actors, perhaps through good old-fashioned bribery.
Costner
doesn't do much with Charley but stand around and say little, while
Duvall
tries his best as old Boss--a man who, after losing a young wife and child, heads out into the open plains. Still, the veteran actor has the unenviable task have having to say some of the worst lines in cinematic history, including my personal favorite: "If you want to stand there talkin' to the Man upstairs, I'll stand over here, hat in hand. But I ain't talkin' to that son of a bitch!" Both
Costner
and
Duvall
really should know better, having starred in some other pretty good Westerns, including
Dances With Wolves
and the TV miniseries
Lonesome Dove
, respectively. Who knows what
Bening
was thinking? She plays Sue with requisite steely resolve, a spinster who has nearly given up on love, but obviously had no clue on how ridiculous she'd end up looking on screen. Same goes for Mexican actor
Luna
(
Y Tu Mama Tambien
), who, along with having a difficult time with the English language, has an even more difficult time pulling off the puppy-dog-like Button. What kind of name is that for a character in a Western, anyway?
Direction
Costner
has said again and again he could make Westerns and baseball movies 'til the cows come home-apparently he's doing just that. When this multitasker got his hands on Lauran Pain's novel
The Open Range Men
to adapt into a big-screen production, he most likely felt he had found another dream project, similar to his Oscar-winning
Wolves
experience. Unfortunately, the end result only proves it's time for this cowboy to hang up his spurs. Along with screenwriter/producer
Craig Storper
,
Costner
has turned
Open Range
into one giant rehash of at least 10 other Western classics including
High Noon
,
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
and
The Magnificent Seven
without generating one original idea. The director
does
know how to capture the beauty of the open plains and shows audiences some truly spectacular vistas in
Range
. It's just that
Costner
is so desperately in love with the notion of the hard-bitten cowboy working and living off the land he forgets about telling a good story with compelling character relationships. Either that or he figures true fans of the Western simply won't care and will let the ambiance of the film wash over them. But, in a topsy-turvy career,
Costner
has once again made an error in judgment.
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