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Revolver (R)
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No matter how many film and TV gangsters lock and load for
Guy Ritchie
, this arcane lesson in pop psychology fails miserably to be the mob opera’s equivalent of
Fight Club
.
Story
You can’t blame
Ritchie
for returning to what he does best after almost committing career suicide remaking
Swept Away
with his missus,
Madonna
. And, as it begins,
Revolver
seems very much like a crime caper in the manner of
Ritchie
’s
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
and
Snatch
. Con man Jake Green (
Ritchie
regular
Jason Statham
) walks out of prison vowing to exact revenge upon the mobster responsible for putting him behind bars: Macha (
Ray Liotta
). Jake embarrasses Macha at the roulette table, but before he can enjoy his spoils, he’s diagnosed with an incurable disease that will kill him in three days. Help comes from an unexpected source: Two loan sharks (
Andre Benjamin
and
Vincent Pastore
) offer to keep Jake alive—but only if he gives them all his ill-gotten gains and does their every bidding. That includes stealing drugs and money from an increasing paranoid Macha. Jake thinks he’s being hustled. But he isn’t. We are. It’s at this point that
Revolver
sadly goes off on its philosophical and psychological tangents.
Ritchie
not only reveals that Jake possesses a mathematical formula to pulling off the ultimate con, but he introduces an unseen boss of bosses whose presence hangs heavy over the proceedings. You cling to the faint hope that
Ritchie
’s doing his own spin on
The Usual Suspects
, but as time crawls by, it’s evident he’s trying to wreck his comeback bid by misguidedly playing amateur psychologist in much the same way David Fincher did with
Fight Club
.
Acting
Five minutes into
Revolver
and you’re hoping Jake Green dies a swift death. And it’s not because
Statham
—who plays Jake like a more subdued version of
Crank
’s Chev Chelios, minus the mid-Atlantic growl—is better suited to roles that require more brawl and less brains. It’s just that
Statham
never stops with his narration. He babbles on and on and on. Admittedly,
Statham
’s narration allows us to make some sense of what’s going on in the murky and muddled
Revolver
. But
Ritchie
doesn’t use
Statham
judiciously. Everything that happens—big or small—must be addressed. And it wouldn’t be so bloody annoying if at least
Ritchie
made the narration colorful and engaging, or if
Statham
delivered it without such weariness. At least our favorite Goodfella is around to break up the monotony. Just weeks after spoofing his volcanic screen image in
Bee Movie
,
Liotta
threatens to erupt like Mount Vesuvius at the slightest provocation. He’s also something of a sight to behold when he’s holding court wearing nothing but bikini briefs and a tan that
George Hamilton
would kill for. The nattily
Benjamin
plays up the cooler-than-thou persona he’s perfected with OutKast, which makes it easy to believe he always has the upper hand over everyone else in
Revolver
. On the other hand,
Pastore
never makes his loan shark as smart as he’s supposed to be, but at least he wisely tones down his
Sopranos
shtick.
Direction
Crime once paid handsomely for
Guy Ritchie
. Not now, though. The only true enemy is your own ego, psychiatrists and psychologists put forth during the end credits. OK, at least this explains a little why
Revolver
is the incoherent mess that is. But it also leads you to the inescapable conclusion that
Ritchie
was at war with himself when he plotted his gangland homecoming. It was inevitable that
Ritchie
’s ambitions would have gotten the best of him after his
Swept Away
public beating. Unfortunately,
Ritchie
’s attempt to apply
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
to his fun, flashy and frenetic brand of crime capers backfires in his face.
Ritchie
simply doesn’t have the same insights into the criminal mind that, say
The Sopranos
creator
David Chase
does. And the endless references to chess theory, numerology and Kabbalic traditions prove to be more confusing than enlightening. Perhaps all this would be tolerable if
Revolver
was half the adrenaline rush that was
Snatch
. But
Ritchie
peels away at the film’s psychological layers at a plodding pace. Consequently, this isn’t the triumph of substance over style that
Ritchie
desperately wants it to be. And even its current form, which is reportedly 10 minutes shorter than the two-year-old U.K. version,
Revolver
is pointless and impenetrable. There are the occasional flashes of vintage
Ritchie
, especially during a brilliantly executed shootout involving a renegade hitman and an animated sequence right out of
Kill Bill
. This, though, leaves you wondering what
Revolver
would have been had
Ritchie
not put a gun to his own head.
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