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Rugrats Go Wild (PG)
Kit Bowen
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Nickelodeon's
Rugrats
and
The Wild Thornberrys
should learn one thing from their combined effort,
Rugrats Go Wild
: stick to your own kind.
Story
When
Rugrats Go Wild
begins, it has a mean-spiritedness and perilousness about it that takes you off guard; you just don't expect the threat of drowning in a kids' movie, let alone yelling and screaming parents. Of course, if your high-seas vacation left you stranded on a desert island with six kids, eight adults and a dog, you'd probably get a little testy, too. Seems Tommy's dad rents a pathetic excuse for a boat to charter the waters, much to the dismay of the other adults. When it capsizes, a la
The Poseidon Adventure
, the crew survive and end up floating around in a rubber craft, blaming each other for their bad luck. When they find said island, the parents try to figure out what to do next, while Tommy decides the only person who can help them is his hero Nigel Thornberry (whom he calls Nigel "Strawberry"), the Discovery Channel-esque explorer Tommy watches religiously on TV. The brave kid is convinced Thornberry is nearby and drags his friends along to seek him out. Guess what? Nigel and his family, including his daughter Eliza, the whiz kid who can talk to animals,
are
on the island, looking for a rare and rather surly leopard, who would like to make snacks out of all the babies. Tommy and his friends have to overcome more than a few treacherous obstacles to find the Thornberrys, be rescued and make it safely back to their sandboxes.
Acting
Is it me or do those
Rugrats
' voices grate on you like fingernails on a chalkboard? Watching
Rugrats Go Wild
and hearing the characters speak is really almost unbearable at times, especially having to listen to wimpy Chuckie's stuffed-up cadence as voiced by
Nancy Cartwright
, who's so excellent as the voice of Bart from
The Simpsons
.
Cheryl Chase
's screeching as the spoiled Angelica and
Elizabeth Daily
's cracked-voice slobbering as the intrepid hero Tommy aren't much better. It makes your teeth hurt just thinking about it again, as you reach for a bottle of Advil. The vocal cast of
The Wild Thornberrys
--including
Lacey Chabert
as the kind-hearted Eliza and
Tim Curry
as the veddy British Nigel--aren't nearly as irritating. Maybe it's because there are fewer of them and none of them wear diapers. Then there's Spike, Tommy's ever-faithful dog. Nickelodeon's big marketing push for the film is the fact Spike finally gets to be heard--and is voiced by the one and only
Bruce Willis
, no less. Honestly,
who cares
? The anticipation isn't nearly as exciting as, say, hearing Kenny from
South Park
or Maggie from
The Simpsons
speak for the first time. Spike is a
dog
; dogs aren't supposed to talk.
Direction
Rugrats
and
The Wild Thornberrys
are certainly
not
a match made in heaven. No doubt the execs at Nickelodeon thought combining two of their more successful shows into one big animated feature film would double the kids' pleasures, but these twain should never have met. The worst of it is
Rugrats Go Wild
concentrates on the
wrong
show,
Rugrats
, even though
The Wild Thornberrys
is the more intelligent series of the two, teaching children about the environment and the thrill of discovery, while aiming at the adults with some clever humor. Last year's
The Wild Thornberrys Movie
was a thoroughly entertaining film with its lead Eliza--a not-too-precocious, not-too-perfect, sort of goofy-looking preadolescent--at its center. She's a great role model for an older set of kids.
Rugrats
, on the other hand, is much better suited to the very young with its simple messages of hearth and home. The two previous
Rugrats
movies--
The Rugrats Movie
and
Rugrats in Paris
--did fairly well at the box office for those reasons, but
Rugrats Go Wild
just muddles the originality of each show and spirals into a chaotic mess of screeching kids, whining teenagers and bickering adults.
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