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The Love Guru (PG-13)
Pete Hammond
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Mike Myers
' first live-action comedy in five years has a few good yuks, but
The Love Guru
’s laughter karma fizzles more than sizzles.
Story
Myers
’ Guru Pitka could have used a little more back story and a little less shtick. The thin plot has Pitka uttering philosophical piddle like “an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind,” and repeating his mantra “Mariska Hargitay” over and over. But Pitka is not happy with his standing in the spiritual community--especially with the success story of his childhood friend and colleague Deepak Chopra (who cameos in the film). Chopra has been on Oprah, for god’s sake! Suddenly, Pitka sees the possibility of the fame when Jane (
Jessica Alba
), the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team, summons him to help get back her star player Darren’s (
Romany Malco
) mojo back, after his wife Prudence (
Meagan Good
) leaves him for the legendarily well-endowed L.A. Kings star Jacques “Le Coq” Grande (
Justin Timberlake
). Pitka’s spiritual mission? Get Darren and Prudence back together in time for the Leafs to win the all-important Stanley Cup.
Acting
If you’re looking for one-man shows,
Mike Myers
is your man. Clearly, the actor is this generation’s
Peter Sellers
, choosing to play characters far from his own persona, such as spy Austin Powers or Wayne Campbell. Guru Pitka fits right in. In
Love Guru
, Pitka throws all sorts of self-help mumbo jumbo around hoping some of it sticks. He is like a distant cousin to other
Sellers
incarnations in films such as
The Magic Christian
,
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
and particularly his Indian actor Hrundi V. Bakshi in
The Party
. But
Love Guru
doesn’t match those films or even any part of the
Austin Powers
trilogy, largely because the gags take precedence over any true character development. For every Bollywood musical takeoff that works, there’s a couple of bits that fall flat. It’s hit and miss, despite
Myers
best efforts to sell this show as something more than an SNL sketch. Surrounding the star is the spectacularly
unfunny
but still beautiful
Alba
and the surprisingly
funny
AND beautiful
Justin Timberlake
, who holds his own in the comedy department, especially with his broken Canadian accent.
Austin Powers
sidekick
Verne Troyer
is back as the not-so-swell coach of the Leafs, and he makes a good hockey puck, while
Ben Kingsley
does his thing as the master Guru Tugginmypudha.
Direction
First-timer
Marco Schnabel
is credited as director, but it’s a good bet star/co-writer (with Graham Gordy)
Mike Myers
was calling most of the shots; it appears
Myers
did not have someone behind the camera reigning him in. Too bad. A sharp comedy director could have shaped the film into more than just a series of sight and sound gags designed for quick laughs at the expense of a coherent story. For his first live action film in five years (he does the animated
Shrek
films in between), it’s a little disappointing
The Love Guru
isn’t better than it is, particularly from the creative mind behind the
Austin Powers
trilogy.
Myers
says he came up with this idea while seeking spiritual guidance from Deepak Chopra after his father died. The opportunity for some sharper satire and a stronger storyline is traded for a hit or miss 88 minute skit that has its moments but never finds it’s true Karma.
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