Paige Morgan (Julia Stiles) is under a lot of pressure. She's a pre-med student at the University of Wisconsin, so she's got class all day, a minimum wage job tending bar in the evenings, and she burns the midnight oil filling out med school applications through the night. She's driven, she's got goals, and by golly, she doesn't have time for love. Prince Edvard (Luke Mably), on the other hand, lives a charmed existence: He'll be king one day, and he lives in a castle in Denmark, travels the world, races fast cars, has a butler (Ben Miller) to tend to his every need, and his exploits in love are emblazoned on the pages of nearly every European tabloid. But when the royal mum and dad (Miranda Richardson and James Fox) demand that Edward start acting like a guy about to become king, he's feeling some pressure, too. Miraculously, an infomercial featuring hot Midwestern college girls baring their breasts inspires him to head for the dairy capital of the world--penniless, but with butler in tow--where he meets Paige. He introduces himself simply as "Eddie," then asks her to bare her breasts. This tack, naturally, gets him nowhere fast, so he decides to woo this coed spitfire by learning to be a little more like her and a little less like the pampered prince that she, as yet, doesn't know him to be: He gets a job, tutors her in Shakespeare, and helps with the chores when they visit her parents' dairy farm. Love blooms, but what the future holds for these star-crossed lovers, from two such different worlds, remains to be seen.
