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The Protector (R)
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In the tradition of classic martial arts movies,
The Protector
delivers the adequate amount of bone-crushing blows and introduces America to a new kung-fu master,
Tony Jaa
.
Story
Of course, the plot is just an excuse to set up the fight scenes. In this case, it revolves around a Thai farmer and martial arts expert, Kham (
Tony Jaa
), who lives a peaceful existence, surrounded by a family of elephants he’s grown up with. When a ruthless gang kills Kham’s dad, pinches two of his beloved elephants and smuggles them to Sydney, Australia (to do god knows what with them), Kham immediately springs into ass-kicking mode and goes Down Under to get them back. Despite the help of Sergeant Mark (
Petchthai Wongkamlao
), a Thai policeman, and Pla (
Bongkot Kongmalai
), a Thai girl forced into modern day slavery, the going gets tough for our friend. But the moral of this story is if you steal a kung-fu master’s elephants, you WILL have your legs broken. Period.
Acting
Bruce Lee
.
Jackie Chan
.
Jet Li
. And now
Tony Jaa
, a martial arts connoisseur from Thailand, whose debut in the Thai film
Ong Bak
put him on the map. The Thai fighter offers something slightly new to the genre, combining an ancient boxing art known as Muay Thai or the “Science of 8 Limbs” with expert sword fighting and gymnastics. It’s truly something to behold, especially since he does
all
the work. Even if he lacks
Chan
’s charm or
Li
’s intense dramatic skills,
Jaa
is poised to claim the crown as the new master of the chop-socky. The rest of the cast are merely window-dressing with one stand out—Madam Rose (Xing Jing), the head of the international crime syndicate. She’s such a
meeeean
lady.
Direction
The Protector
actually seems a bit nostalgic for the days of such
Bruce Lee
classics as
Enter the Dragon
and
Fist of Fury
. With a sparse storyline, really bad dialogue and dubbed lines,
Protector
fits right in. But that’s not what you’re seeing this movie for. It’s about the fighting, and director
Prachya Pinkaew
(
Ong Bak
) frames his muse in one highly choreographed, elaborate sequence after another. The best is probably in the lair of Madame Rose. Once Kham breaks in—and discovers the fate of one of his elephants—he then becomes a one-man limb-breaking machine.
Protector
is rated R, not so much for blood and gore, but perhaps for the hundreds of times you hear bones being crunched. Ouch.
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