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Get ready to be brutalized! For those looking for a heart-stopping horror flick,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
,
Marcus Nispel
's directorial debut, is well worth the price of admission
Story
No pun intended, but this remake of
Tobe Hooper
's low-budget 1974 cult horror film
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
cuts straight to the chase and goes right for the jugular. The result is a horror movie bloodbath with jolting scares guaranteed to shock moviegoers out of their seats and onto sticky theater floors. Like the first, the remake is set in the early 1970s and follows five friends on their way to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert in Dallas after making a drug buy in Mexico. Their fates are forever changed when they pick up a hitchhiker who commits suicide in the back of the van. In desperate need of a solution to the dead girl in the car, the quintet stumbles upon a dilapidated house in a rural Texas community inhabited by Thomas Hewitt (
Andrew Bryniarski
) and his strange extended family. Hewitt receives the group, led by Erin (
Jessica Biel
), revving a chainsaw--and suddenly their aspirations go from catching a performance of "Free Bird" to leaving the house with their limbs intact. This is supposedly based on the true story of Plainfield, Wisconsin's, cannibalistic grave robber, Ed Gein, which is precisely what makes this film so entrancing. If horror movies are designed to brutally assault not only the victims on-screen but also its viewers, then
TCM
succeeds.
Acting
Biel
, 21, first impressed viewers on the WB series
7th Heaven
with her portrayal of Mary Camden, the eldest daughter of a progressive minister. As Erin in
TCM
,
Biel
emerges as a strong lead and it's refreshing to see a horror movie heroine who never twists her ankle in a pivotal chase scene, doesn't scream unnecessarily and knows how to hotwire anything on wheels. This role should definitely prepare
Biel
for her next project, playing vampire hunter Abigail Whistler alongside
Wesley Snipes
in the upcoming
Blade 3
. While
Biel
carries the film, there are also some decent performances from
Eric Balfour
(levelheaded Kemper),
Mike Vogel
(Andy, the drunk),
Erica Leerhsen
(slutty Pepper) and
Jonathan Tucker
(STD statistic-spouting nerd Morgan). They all have clichéd characteristics that serve to create tension and each rises to the occasion in their limited screen time. At 6'5",
Bryniarski
(
Scooby-Doo
) is tailor-made for the role of the enduring yet no less frightening Leatherface. There are also some smaller performances worth noting from
R. Lee Ermey
(
Willard
) as the demented Sheriff Hoyt and
Heather Kafka
as the trailer park baby-thief Henrietta.
Direction
Music video helmer
Marcus Nispel
chose a doozy of a film for his directorial debut. Director
Hooper
's '74 slasher pic influenced a slew of contemporary horrors, including
House of 1,000 Corpses
,
Jeepers Creepers
and
Wrong Turn
, and it remains to this day a highly romanticized and over-analyzed film. Some, for example, maintain that
Hooper
's
TCM
was a sociopolitical allegory of post-Vietnam America. But although
Nispel
's setup is practically identical to
Hooper
's, there is no profound message here. Scribes Scott Kosar and Eric Berny do slip in a psychological explanation for Hewitt's wrath by giving him a skin condition that left him without a nose and ostracized as a child, which is why he collects body parts and makes masks out of his victims' faces--hence the nickname "Leatherface"--but in the end it's just an entertaining slasher pic. Half storytelling, half mood, music intensive and richly atmospheric,
TCM
has great visual appeal, although some of it is undercut by some of producer
Michael Bay
's trademark bullet path shots.
Nispel
's music video background is pervasive in the film's visual, MTV-style narration, which is fitting for a film aimed at the 15- to 25-year-old TV watching audience.
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