Gucci perfume. Louis Vuitton bags. First class. Paris. International. Ah, the life of a high-class flight attendant is a luxurious one--and Donna Jensen (Gwyneth Paltrow) wants it almost as much as she wants to get out of the trailer park. It's her destiny. She finally gets her wish when she becomes a flight attendant with Sierra Airlines (motto: "Big hair, short skirts and service with a smile"). But Donna knows there's even more out there, and she and her friend Christine (Christina Applegate) find their ticket in a Royalty Airlines' flight attendant training program led by John Whitney (Mike Myers), who explains the finer points of oxygen masks, disgruntled passengers and airline procedures. Soon, "the world's best flight attendant," Sally Weston (Candice Bergen), takes Donna under her wing (as it were) and helps her achieve her dream: First class. International. Paris. Despite all her success in the sky, however, Donna yearns for the guy she left behind, Ted (Mark Ruffalo), and she'll eventually have to choose whether she'll reach for the skies--or keep her feet on the ground (yes, folks, it's really that cheesy).