“I know it’s summer when my hair starts to frizz.”
Aww, the Sexiest Woman Alive with her big problems. Boo-frizzin’-hoo.
“I know it’s summer when I’m hot as hell and it seems like my deodorant stopped working.”
Tyrese Stank is the new cologne.
“I know it’s summer when there are explosions all the time in the theater. When I see an 85-year-old woman in a thong. And there’s Vulcan accountants.”
The 85-year-old thong-clad woman is the Vulcan.
“When May 1st appears. It’s when the summer blockbusters start rolling around.”
Riiiiight. The one with with the claws, the hair, and the bulging guns?
“I know it’s summer when I hear cicadas and smell barbecue.”
Don’t you mean … “I’m a Mac and I know it’s summer when I hear cicadas and smell barbecue.”
“When I start having hot flashes.”
It’s so sad when menopause sets in so young.
“It used to be when I would start fishing with my dad again after winter was over. I was actually pretty good at fishing.”
Jaime Pressly, Emmy-winning actress turned fisherwoman.
“When Dean starts waxing his back.”
TMI, Dean, TMI.
“I know it’s summer when I see a wasp. I’m terrified of wasps. I am just completely terrified of wasps. You just never know. I think I’m allergic to them.”
Job posting: Be Kelly Rowland’s Wasp-Swatter.
“When I can finally get a tan.”
For L.C., summer starts in January.
Marissa Jaret Winokur
“Oh, when it’s bathing suit time. I’m working out now. Now with a son it’s so different. Now I’m like, ‘Oh no, it’s going to be so hot, what are we going to do? So we go swimming. We have a pool and my son loves the water.”
This summer, you’ll also see Marissa on Oxygen’s Dance Your Ass Off.
“When the ocean begins to warm up ... I can’t think of anything I love more than surfing and being at one with the ocean.”
Sounds … erotic.
“I know it’s summer when everyone’s in bikinis and highlights. There’s highlighting, bikinis, it’s hot outside, it’s nice pool weather.”
Should’ve known Audrina was the star of the direct-to-DVD release of Into the Blue 2: The Reef.
“When I find my blonde going a little lighter.”
That must cause quite a glare for the paparazzi photos.