Meet Megan (Audrina Patridge):
Megan explains why not become a Theta Pi sorority sister.
Meet Claire (Jamie Chung):
Claire gives two melon-sized reasons why the boys love Theta Pi girls so much.
Meet Chugs (Margo Harshman):
Chugs spills what the best parts of being a Theta Pi sister -- at least the parts she can remember.
Meet Jessica (Leah Pipes):
Jessica confesses that Theta girls stick together --
as long as you're not ugly, chubby or poor.
Meet Cassidy (Briana Evigan):
Cassidy pledges that Theta Pi sisters never have to go at it alone.
Meet Wellie (Rumer Willis):
Wellie reveals what shy girls get out of joining Theta Pi.