Clearly, if you're in the interest of upholding your reputation as a functioning intellectual, you're better off avoiding drugs of any kind. But BuzzFeed has taken the time to determine which drugs make you the dumbest... just in case you find yourself in one of those Sophie's Choice situations where you have to pick one. The above video pits alcohol against marijuana in a competition of physical agility, conversational aptitude, artistic prowess, architectural skill, and rhythm to answer the age old question of which intoxicant messes you up more.
Check out the above video for a laugh, but try and avoid this degree of inebriation altogether. Come on, nobody wants to look like that.
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Welcome to a New Year and a New You, Dr. Mindy Lahiri! Sure, 2012 ended up being a bit of a loss there at the end — what with your boss leaving out of the blue, getting into a fight with your best friend, and finding out your boyfriend is actually someone else's boyfriend and you were merely his mistress — but optimism breeds positive results, right? So here's to 2013 and your new outlook on life!
The only problem is, Mindy's new outlook is decidedly... un-optimistic. She's barely leaving her apartment and has buried herself in her work. Her best friends are hanging out without her! That's when you know s**t is lookin' bleak for our poor Mindy. She needs something to take her mind off the old man suits, murderers on the subway, and all the terrible maladies of the soul that plague this modern human existence. Sigh.
Lucky for Mindy, a distraction has arrived. Meet Rishi — the burglar-esque little brother of Dr. Lahiri (though he prefers brown Channing Tatum)! You may recognize Rishi as Utkarsh Ambudkar, who shared the screen with Gwen (Anna Camp) in 2012's Pitch Perfect. They're keeping it in the family; in all of the families, you guys! But Rishi wants to turn his mini-stay away from Stanford into a full-blown rap career. Oh, no! Screams every older sister in the world. Mistakes ahead! Steer clear! Oh no, here comes the stress-vomit! Thankfully, a casual encounter with Brendan (Mark Duplass) the midwife turns into Mindy lying on a table getting stoned. And by that I mean he is putting stones on her person. Nothing illegal to see here, folks!
Only there's everything to see here, because chemistry abounds between Dr. Lahiri and the midwife! Something tells me Danny Castellano isn't going to like this. In the briefest of moments (it should've lasted at least 22 minutes) Chris Messina and Mark Duplass shared the screen, and everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. I plan on getting a screengrab of the elevator scene and replacing Mindy's face with my own. Sweet dreams!
Lessons were learned, resolutions were made, and a chance for romantic comedy splendor was born. Just another day in Mindy Kaling's New York City. Here are the valuable dating dos and don'ts we gleaned this week:
1.) Do put your mistakes behind you: It's a new year! Wipe the dry erase board of life clean, my friends.
2.) Don't be afraid to chat up a new guy: You're a modern woman! But also be careful of the knives they carry in their pants. And no, that's not a euphemism (but be careful of that, too! Safety first!).
3.) Do get a new look: Makeovers are classic! Try a little Annie Hall. Or Grandpa Hall if you're in a bind.
4.) Don't be afraid to get in shape!: You never know when you might have to run through an airport terminal after the man of your dreams before he boards the last plane to a faraway land that will keep you apart indefinitely if you don't admit your true feelings to him right now. It's also good for outrunning muggers.
5.) Don't live in fear: Whether it's fear of being a cat lady, fear of other people, or fear of the world outside your four walls: fear is bad. It keeps love at bay!
6.) Don't ever apologize for what you're passionate about in life: People do not understand the serious amount of Mockinjay points you get with those Hunger Games personal checks!
7.) Do make nerdy math jokes: Not to go on a tangent, but math jokes are a sine of intelligence! (I'll be here all night, folks!)
8.) Do not bail your own mugger out of jail: This just sounds dangerous.
9.) Do splurge on an expensive perfume: Pick something classic: like a Chanel, Dior, or Fa-breezey (it's Italian)!
10.) Don't trick the elderly: It's not very nice. Respect your elders!
11.) Don't ever forget: family comes first: Especially when your little brother is Nice Cube.
What did you think of this week's episode? Did you know Girls' Allison Williams (yay Marnie!) is on next week? Talk about it in the comments!
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The single girl is by no means the new girl in town. In fact, as a culture, we’re kind of obsessed with her.
She’s been the subject of chatter throughout 2011 and 2012. Women’s magazines have catered to the single girl by creating lists of cities most likely to end her unaccompanied plight or techniques for keeping a boyfriend. When that didn’t stick and the collective started to realize “Single Girl” wasn’t an affliction to be cured, but rather a state of being to be acknowledged, we switched to praising her for her strength and for changing the makeup of the single man and traditional relationships, like in Kate Bolick’s 2011 Atlantic cover story. The U.S. Census bureau reported that a record 17.8 million women were living on their own in 2011, bringing some much needed numerical support to this supposed phenomenon. Plus, women's health issues were some of the most hotly debated topics in the 2012 presidential election. But throughout all of this, we’re often talking about the upper echelon of single-ladydom – the benefits of being on one’s own, kicking ass and taking names in what used to be a “man’s world,” so to speak. But in 2012, the topic of the single girl reached new levels of legitimacy, especially on television.
The exalted (and equally despised, as Fox News recently reminded us) Single Girl of cultural note gained layers and stages within her seemingly one-note solo path. The most notable layer being that of the Poor, Single Girl life stage.
Series like HBO’s Girls, CBS’ 2 Broke Girls, Fox’s New Girl, and even reality shows like Bravo’s Gallery Girls bring the plight of the broke girl into homes across the country. (In its heyday, Sex and the City may have been all about the single girl, but certainly never the financially strapped one.) It brings into relief the fact that women exist in this space where our hair isn’t always perfect. Our makeup doesn’t look like it does in the movies. Our socks don’t always match and sometimes we struggle to pay the gas bill. It’s not just a punchline and it doesn’t make us deadbeats or outliers, it’s simply a life stage. Bringing that fact into the stark light of television for the masses brings an air of legitimacy to what is very much a reality for many girls in the no-man’s land between college and middle age.
When it comes in the form of Zooey Deschanel’s doe-eyed New Girl, the pop culture advent isn’t universally embraced. The polka-dot-loving, grade-school-sing-a-long, Christmas-morning-pajama-loving girl becomes a beacon of infantilism. In fact, Deschanel’s on-screen and off-screen personas are to blame for the notion “that it's never been easier, more fun or more acceptable to remain locked in the warm, comfy embrace of childhood,” according to a Jezebel post by Girls writer Deborah Schoeneman.
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But in Season 2 of the Fox series, Deschanel’s Jess added another characteristic to her former Manic Pixie Dream girl: a lack of cash flow. Jess lost her job, and with it, her schoolgirl antics. She became a penniless weirdo struggling to find a sliver of happiness in a reality that just handed her a fresh dose of harsh reality. This manifested itself in Jess’ multi-episode quest to displace her unhappiness by finding an emotion-free sex-friend set-up with a Creed fan, which took over and let the foundation of the problem take a back seat until Episode 7, when Jess’ financial constraints finally caught up to her. Schmidt cut off the gas to the apartment and Jess finally had to face the music and get a job that probably wasn’t going to pay her big bucks so she could suffer along with the rest of us.
Of course Girls has been throwing down the broke lady gauntlet since day one. Lena Dunham’s Hannah is cut off by her parents, sending her on a journey through awful job interviews, thankless jobs, unpaid internships, and uncomfortable discussions about where she’s going to get money for her next rent payment. The series brings into focus a range of circumstances that might befall a single, broke girl living in Brooklyn, and the diverting and rarely blissful moments that help to distract from the truth of her precarious lifestyle. It’s cathartic for those living the awful (and sometimes awesome) truth, and comprehensive enough to allow for audiences at different life stages to embrace the reality they may not know themselves.
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But the broke girl isn’t a phenomenon pegged to the folks willing to shell out 15 bucks a month for HBO or risk the virus-ridden expanse of pirated Internet television. Even sweeping, broadcast audiences get a watered-down, broad stroke version of the broke girl thanks to Whitney Cummings' 2 Broke Girls sitcom. However, Max and Caroline get a punchline-chasing raw deal. It’s one thing to be broke and scraping by, allowing oneself to be tempted by the evil incarnate that is a pre-approved credit card, it’s quite another to dine out at a soup kitchen to save some dough. However, CBS’ broke girls have done both in Season 2 of the hit series. But broad strokes or not, the series is bringing the plight of the poor girl into the larger pop culture consuming consciousness.
Of course, the true mark of the poor girl as a trend is that she’s even infiltrated the realm of reality television. It’s a place that generally embraces personalities in three distinct categories: the rich and/or famous, the ridiculous and wacky, or the suckers competing for some overblown prize. Gallery Girls is admittedly a subject for hate-watching, but its content raised a question about this “poor girl” trend. Could it be a real movement in television?
Yes, it could. Not everyone in Bravo’s set of art-world ladies treads the broke girl line, but for the most part, finance as a struggle is a recurring theme for the series. Freelance photographer Angela Pham has to supplement her sporadic income with a waitressing job and modeling jobs here and there. Gallery owners Chantal Chadwick and Claudia Martinez Reardon struggle to pay the bills for their business and Reardon frets about making good on a business loan from her parents. Kerri Lisa works two full-time jobs in order to pursue her art world dreams… and keep her dream apartment in the West Village. By most stretches of the imagination, these reality starlets aren’t exactly the picture of the broke girl that we’ve come to expect (how many struggling ladies can drape themselves in such luxurious couture?), but the way in which their struggles are picked out and emphasized in the editing room before the episodes hit the television is an indication of the stories audiences are seeking.
It’s not enough for a post-graduate girl to be fun and fancy-free, wearing high-wasted pinstripe skirts and twirling her hair. That’s not what a “girl” is anymore. In 2012, the definition in popular culture evolved and diversified. Girls, in the non-pig-tail-appropriate sense of the word, became pre-adults, with all the faculties of a full-fledged grownup, but none of the practical experience. She’s a gawky fawn, learning to stand on her own two feet. Every once in a while, she won’t have enough dough for the electricity bill. She’ll hoof it home to mom and dad to get a short-term loan to stay afloat. She’ll accept a series of odd jobs to stay in the black. But all the while she’s growing; she’s working toward something other than a big, handsome man to hold her hand. Television series like Girls and New Girl have taken even the most adorable little lady off her pedestal, bringing her down to the level at which we feel free to explore, dissect, judge, and be entertained by her journey to full-on adulthood.
It’s a product of a changing environment – Pew Research reports that the number of nuptials has decreased by 29 percent since 1960, the average marrying age has risen from early 20s to 26.5 for women, and since the early ‘90s U.S. Census data has shown that there are more women than men attending college. That girl isn’t an anomaly and she isn’t hiding. She’s sitting next to you on the subway. She’s unavoidable. But the shift is also a product of acknowledgement. Every time audiences tune into one of these shows touting a broke girl heroine, they’re buying in. They’re accepting this financially-challenged, almost-adult. She’s not a stoned slacker or lost little lady. She’s a human, dealing with the struggles of early adulthood and she’s getting there.
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When we last left the world of Breaking Bad at the end of Season 4 (spoilers ahead), our hero... villain... whatever... was sitting pretty on his crystalline throne (it's a beach chair, but you get the metaphor), reigning supreme over the kingdom of New Mexico's methamphetamine market. But as much of a hold as Walter White has on everyone and thing around him, he is hardly capable of handling himself.
Walt (Bryan Cranston) has weathered through some pretty tumultuous storms. He has faced troubles with the law, rival drug suppliers, and (not least of all) his own family. The Season 4 finale left off with the man called Heisenberg in a uniquely powerful position when it comes to the outside world, what with both Gus and the Mexican cartel out of the picture, and Skyler finally back on his good side (good enough, anyway).
But as fans are learning, Walt is losing grip on himself, and is becoming something that he is no longer able to control. The bounds of his character are beyond reach — he is not the father, husband, schoolteacher, and car-washer he once might have identified himself to be. He has broken.
So, although it might seem as though Walt has less to worry about now — propped stoned-faced atop the crystal meth empire — he actually has more working against him than ever. When Season 5 begins on July 15, the world will see the last chapter (or, second to last chapter, depending on who you ask) in the inevitable downfall of Walter Hartwell White.
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It goes without saying that neither you nor any of the people you associate with have ever even considered trying drugs. They lead to failed marriages, tooth decay and an excessive wind chime budget. But as a sociological experiment, let’s just pretend we’re a bunch of lowlifes who might have, just once or twice, experienced the phenomenon of what that ice cream man who was only around for a little while referred to as "getting high."
Now, there are plenty of stereotypical activities associated with this state of consciousness, like skiing and laundry. But what might deter your typical intoxicatee from accomplishing any and all other tasks is the strange all-encompassing desire to watch a movie. Cinephilia skyrockets with the intake of certain narcotics, but this isn’t a situation to be handled lightly. Sure, there are plenty of good movies to kick back and watch whilst narcoticized, but there are also those you should absolutely avoid.
(And again, just in case my mother is reading this, I have never seen a drug before, and I think I’m going to volunteer at the synagogue’s singles mixer tonight.)
Requiem for a Dream
This should seem like an obvious film to exclude from your late night (or mid-morning, depending on whether or not you have class) roster, but a high-minded individual doesn’t always think logically. Requiem is among the worst of choices to watch under the influence. It’s a movie that is actually about just how bad drugs are for you — not something you want to think about while you’re actually on them — sold through one of the grittiest examples of storytelling in modern cinema. As far as drug-centric films go, you're better off with A Scanner Darkly (and the really sensitive shouldn't venture further than Smiley Face).
Seems like a pretty good bet for your drug-addled needs, right? The Who’s classic rock opera is chockfull of psychedelic imagery and timeless music. But then, things take a turn, and Ann-Margaret invests her passions into her bathroom floor, just in time for her television to explode into a monsoon of baked beans. All of a sudden, you feel very alone, and moderately nauseous. If you want something musical, The Blues Brothers isn't a bad idea.
My Dinner with Andre
Overall, this is a must-see. A spirited testament to intellect, human relationships, and creative filmmaking. But when you’re high, My Dinner with Andre is a God forsaken nightmare. It’d be difficult enough to sit through an actual own two-hour dinner date — minutes seem a bit longer when you’re not sure if the wallpaper just moved. But watching two other guys talk so damn slowly about beehives or Sanskrit or whatever the hell they’re rambling on about in this horrifyingly plotless craft of Satan (again, it’s really good if you’re sober) will make you want to tear your brain out. Use The Goonies as your intellectual cap, and you’ll be fine.
Horror movies are generally a no-go. Zombies and ghosts don’t seem funnier when you’re high; they seem more probable. And the last thing you want is a demonic image that’ll stay tattooed in your brain. The Japanese horror flick Hausu has one of the most un-Eternal Sunshine-able images of the genre. Pleasantry will go a long way in times like these, but if you absolutely must watch a horror film, wait until The Cabin in the Woods finds its way into your possession. You'll feel surprisingly validated.
This might be the topper. It’s got everything: enclosed spaces, human dehydration, ad-hoc limb removal. Interestingly enough, it stars James Franco, who, under general circumstances, is a welcoming friend to the high community. But do not be fooled! Franco in Freaks and Geeks, Pineapple Express, Nights in Rodanthe, that’s the Franco you’re safe with. Armless Franco trapped in a pit with nothing to drink but his own bodily fluids? Bring in Lindsay Weir!
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Mindless violence, idiotic thrills, your token sex scene tossed in someplace — the Final Destination movies seem like some harmless, macabre humor... until the movie ends, and your high mind realizes that half of the things that killed those poor kids are scattered around your bedroom. If you get up off your bed, you might trip on a loose floorboard and hit your head on the doorknob. If you just try and fall asleep, you might suffocate on a piece of debris that is blown in through your open window. So why not get up to shut the window? Damnit, the floorboard! Steer clear of thoughts centered around household accidents and architectural follies... except in the case of Home Alone. As a matter of fact, you should definitely watch Home Alone.
"What the hell are you doing with your life? Sitting around, getting stoned and watching a Don Cheadle movie because you really like House of Lies and that Captain America parody on FunnyorDie? Do you realize what Paul Rusesabagina sacrificed for these people? Do you realize what kind of suffering is going on in this world? You said you were going to be a film major so you could make documentaries about poverty, not skits about how funny it would be if the Hulk was in group therapy. You disgust me." That's tantamount to what'll be going through your head. Stick with Hotel for Dogs. Actually, that might make you feel even worse...
There are plenty of good options for a drug-induced film screening. Comedy, science fiction and animation are all good bets. But make no mistake: the movies listed above will haunt you to your grave... or at least until you wake up the next morning and realize you now need to overnight your grandmother's birthday card and that you're out of Nutella. Avoid at all costs. There are always Stella reruns on Hulu.
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Most teenagers would take being cast as a popular girl who terrorizes Lindsay Lohan in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen as a sign that they might be kind of hot.
However, in the March issue of MIAMI Magazine, Megan Fox says that when she was younger she had no inkling that in a few short years she'd receive one of Hollywood's highest honors: The title of FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World.
"I was never the pretty girl," Fox, 25, tells the magazine, adding that as a teen she was "abrasive" and "obnoxious."
Fox explains that while growing up she didn't have mainstream interests and felt like a "loner," raising the possibility that there may be some photos floating around of Fox dolled up in a Princess Leia bikini. That may sound pretty enticing if you too lived on the fringes of high school society, but Fox has made some other oddball comments that may give you pause:
1) In June 2007, Fox told FHM: “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'” So if you're planning on shacking up with Fox, be sure you can afford a (non-judgemental) maid.
2) And you'll also need to stock up on Glade. In October 2008 Fox quipped to GQ, “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”
3) Fox is prone to pot-induced rambling that doesn't sound quite so deep if you're in a sober state. Here's a sample from Esquire: “Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it."
4) As Fox explained on the red carpet at the Golden Globes in 2009, she looks exactly like Alan Alda. "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared." Prepare for sexy time to start resembling a M*A*S*H porn parody.
5) According to Rolling Stone, her vagina may put on a Jason mask and jump out of the closet with a chainsaw: "[My secret is] a powerful, confident vagina. Men are scared of vaginas. [A woman is most powerful when she is] completely in charge of her sexuality."
Of course, by all accounts Fox is happily married to Brian Austin Green, and there's pretty much no chance that she'll be hooking up with a random fan. So for the time being, feel free to keep enjoying your Alan Alda-free Megan Fox fantasies.
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S9E15: I have to commend this week's Two and a Half Men. In an episode with a plot line devoted entirely to sex and marijuana, there manages to actually be a good deal of genuine, sweet-natured interaction between Walden Schmidt and his girlfriend Zooey. Of course, interspersed are plenty of jokes about genitalia, freaking out on pot brownies, and Alan's pathetic romantic life, but that is to be expected.
What really makes the episode stand out as uniquely well-meaning is how invested Walden is in his girlfriend's enjoyment of their shared sex life; additionally, he is just as invested in the idea of getting to know Zooey's daughter, with whom she shares a sweet scene at the end of the episode. For a show known for its bawdy humor, it manages to work in some nice moments this week.
One Charlie Sheen Head (1 - 10 Points): Ashton, you were in this episode.
Two Charlie Sheen Heads (11 - 20 Points): Ashton, you landed a few jokes, but we can't stop thinking about good ol' Charlie.
Three Charlie Sheen Heads (21 - 30 Points): Ashton, you earned tonight's laugh track. Solid.
Four Charlie Sheen Heads (31 - 40 Points): Ashton, we're impressed. You've surpassed Sheen-level kookiness.
Five Charlie Sheen Heads (41 - 50 Points): Ashton, you're scaring us with classic levels of comedy. Charlie who?
That's that, now on with the Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men scorecard!
"The Duchess of Dull-in-sack"
1. "I could totally be Spider-Man."
The episode introduces two problems in the relationship between Walden and Zooey. One: Walden comes to understand that Zooey is a bit sexually repressed (stemming from trust issues, as she reveals while intoxicated later in the episode) and as a result is not enjoying their sex life. Two: Zooey is against the idea of Walden meeting her daughter. Although the first scene displays your regular goofy Walden shtick, it leads into a more sincere approach toward getting closer to his girlfriend, and making her happier.
2. "You know what she said to me last night after we had sex? 'That was nice. Now let's do something fun.'"
Walden laments his situation to Alan, who one-ups every scenario batted at him with a more depressing example of romantic failure from his own life. Jon Cryer commands the scene; even though he has nothing going on in this episode, he seems to reign supreme as the joke champion, citing various personal instances of romantic exploits gone awry. Ashton is more or less forgettable in this scene, acting more as a sounding board for Cryer's one-liners.
3. "That Hugh Grant is really something."
Walden brings his concerns to his girlfriend, front and center, trying to coax her with the ideas of role-playing. This is where the sincerity starts to kick in, albeit slowly. Ashton's delivery at first seems a little too subdued. Maybe even a little creepy. But when it starts to hit that Walden is genuinely concerned about his girlfriend's happiness, it pays off--as does the actor's playing down of the scenes; a more "lively" delivery might have come across wacky or desperate. The initial sequence might be a bit weak, but we'll see it strengthen throughout the episode.
4. "I'd better go check on her. But first: ice cream."
Playing the stereotypical stoned character, spouting Shaggy-isms and eating way too much, doesn't serve comedy well in my opinion. It's too easy a mine. The writers hope that people will laugh at the simple idea that these characters are doing drugs. Walden suggests pot brownies to relax Zooey enough for a soothing night together. Instead, she goes nuts and runs away (appearing in the kitchen not long after), and he wanders lifelessly, searching for his girlfriend, with no memory of where he has already checked.
This may be a contradiction to what I said earlier, but I prefer Ashton's depiction of marijuana intake on That '70s Show to his in this episode. 5. "I live to do the Queen's bidding." Points: 10Ashton accompanies a sobering Zooey back to her apartment. There, they find Zooey's ex-husband, who alerts her that he cannot take their daughter for the weekend, breaking his promise to take her to the zoo. Not wanting the already disappointed young girl to watch her parents fight, Walden escorts her into the living room, where he entertains her with some goofy physical comedy and some very sweet playing along with her imaginary status as Queen.
This is the big win of the episode: Ashton can handle sweet, more so than he can crass, or stupid, or womanizing, or anything else they've done with Walden. The scene, although a little bit sugary, is a nice way to cap off the episode...and immediately after, Zooey welcomes Walden into her bedroom, as she has grown more trusting of him thanks to his genuine consideration of her daughter. Total Points: 31 - Four Charlie Sheen Heads!It's impressive that a show that dedicates so much of its life force to dirty jokes and pushing the envelope can prove that sex and sexuality can come from very sweet, sentimental and wholesome places. Ashton pulls this off in the end through the storyline between Walden and Zooey; it's a bit unexpected for Two and a Half Men, and maybe a little disarming. But I believe it works.
Due to our immense anticipation, it seems like The Walking Dead is dragging back to television more slowly than the lifeless trudgery of the walkers/geeks/zombies/whatever they'll be called this season. But Oct. 16 isn't that far away anymore, so keep hanging on. Season 2 will bring the campers to a fresh setting: the farm of Hershel Greene, where they'll find new sanctuary...and new dangers. AMC released a handful of images of our favorite Walking Dead characters facing the grim truths that will come to them this season.
Below, we can see a shot of the entire cast on the Greene family porch. There is also a shot of Sheriff Rick Grimes, de facto leader of the group (Andrew Lincoln) exploring the farm cautiously with wife Lori (Sarah Wayne Callies) and pre-outbreak best friend/post-outbreak romantic and judicial rival Shane Walsh (Jon Bernthal). We can also see, staring stoned-facedly into the ominous glare of an apparently very sunny zombie apocalypse, group survivalist/antagonist Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus), "wise old man" Dale Hovarth (Jeffrey DeMunn), the emotionally overwhelmed Andrea (Laurie Holden) and, best of all, the spirited, sterling pizza delivery boy Glen (Stephen Yeun).
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As I’m sure you may have heard, Jon Stewart made his big announcement last night, and it’s that he has planned a rally to restore sanity to take place in Washington DC on October 20th. OOPS IT’S THE 30TH. WHAT A TERRIBLE TYPO THAT COULD HAVE COMPLETELY UNDERCUT STEWART’S EFFORTS TO PUSH HALLOWEEN A DAY EARLIER SO IT WOULD TAKE PLACE ON A SATURDAY INSTEAD OF A SUNDAY!
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Bill Clinton was also on the show last night, who if I wasn’t paying attention, I would have referred to as George Clinton just now… not because I’m a fan of funkadelic highlights or the vice president to Thomas Jefferson and James Madison, but because I accidentally called Bill Clinton George Clinton to a producer at NBC, and it was less than good.
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Stephen Colbert had an announcement to make of his own, which was he’s planned a march to keep fear alive, on the exact same day in the exact same place as Jon Stewart’s rally. Isn’t this as difficult as deciding which ivy league admissions interview to go to after a stoned philosophy student double booked you?
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And unfortunately, bedbugs are still indestructible. Certainly neither a march nor a rally will kill them...especially if AIDS doesn't.
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Kate Walsh showed up on Leno in a dress made of sushi, which was a bad attempt at praising Lady Gaga’s meat dress. Eh. Medicine sitcom actresses.
Before Jason Ritter told Leno about his new show, The Event, he talked about growing up in the in industry, and his prized possession: a signed head shot of Fred Savage.
And Jimmy Fallon played “Name That Guy” with three of his audience members.