Ever want to date a gigolo but too cheap to pay for one? Like to win things? Enjoy sex toys? Well step right up, folks, because Las Vegas escort Nick Hawk from Showtime's Gigolos is here to answer all of your prayers. This hunk of man meat (if you're into dudes who wear tribal tattoo-inspired nipple rings) has aligned himself a Win A Date With Tad Hamilton -style contest in order to promote his 'Nick Hawk Gigolo Toy Collection,' which of course includes a genuine cast model of his junk (complete with moveable balls!). Why? Because this is America and no tacky decision should go undone.
Should you emerge victorious from the "Win a Date With Nick Hawk" contest, you will be wined, dined, treated like the VIP Las Vegas so expertly pretends you are, and pushed along afterwards with more than a few personal products (vibrators, dildos, and anal beads — oh my!) so that, should the night not go as one would expect, you can still get your rocks off in the hotel room. Thoughtful!
There's even a video, if you can stand the heat this Nick Hawk is emanating from his Ed Hardy-esque persona.
Something tells us you won't be encourage to guard your carnal treasure, since this is a gigolo we're talking about and not a fake movie star from a mediocre-at-best 2004 romantic comedy.
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The Emmys are scared of reality television. There, I just had to get that out there. There is a wide, varied world of reality television available but the Emmys only have three measly categories for reality programming, and one of them has been dominated by The Amazing Race ever since it was created (give or take a bone thrown to Top Chef).
Your 800 channels are absolutely littered with reality shows of all different shapes, sizes, and colors. Everything from Jersey Shore to Deadliest Catch, Keeping up with the Kardashians to The Biggest Loser, Hoarders to Hoarding: Buried Alive to Confessions: Animal Hoarding. See what I'm talking about? There is a ton out there! That's why I decided that, since the Academy of Television Arts and Silliness won't make up an awards show just for reality TV programming I thought I would do it for them. Below are some categories and potential nominees. Who do you think should win?
Best Competitive Reality Show, Non-Professional, Non-Singing
Dancing with the Stars
American Ninja Warrior
Best Professional Competition
America's Next Top Model
RuPaul's Drag Race
So You Think You Can Dance
Best Singing Competition
The Glee Project
The Sing Off
Best Professional Documentary, Tough
Ice Road Truckers
Bering Sea Gold
Best Professional Documentary, Non-Tough
Ceaser Milan: Dog Whisperer
Tabatha Takes Over
Best Celebrity Documentary, Non-Kardashian
Braxton Family Values
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best
TI & Tiny: The Family Hustle
Married to Jonas
Guiliana & Bill
Best Celebrity Documentary, Kardashian
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Khloe & Lamar
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
Dancing with the Stars
Best Women Fighting Show
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Bad Girls Club
Best Real Life Documentary, Rural
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Small Town Security
19 Kids and Counting
My Big, Fat American Gypsy Wedding
Best Real Life Documentary, Urban
Shahs of Sunset
The Real World
Best Make Over Show
The Biggest Loser
My Fair Wedding
What Not to Wear
Best Real Estate Porn
Million Dollar Listing
Selling New York
Best Hoarding Show
Hoarding: Buried Alive
Confessions: Animal Hoarding
Most Tolerable Exploitation of Psychological Disorders
My Strange Addiction
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Best Villain, Male
Colton Combie, Survivor
Willie Hantz, Big Brother
Jeff Lewis, Flipping Out
Simon Cowell, The X-Factor
The Situation, The Bachelor
Dave Hester, Storage Wars
Best Villain, Female
Courtney Robinson, The Bachelor
NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta
Abby Lee Miller, Dance Moms
Aubrey O'Day, Celebrity Apprentice
Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York
Drita D'Avanzo, Mob Wives
Best Hero, Female
Rachel Trueheart, Bachelor Pad
Britney Haynes, Big Brother
Caroline Manzo, Real Housewives of New Jersey
Stacey London, What Not to Wear
Khloe Kardashian, Every Show on E!
Big Ang, Mob Wives
Best Reality Television Program Recapper
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Showtime has renewed Gigolos for a second season. For those unfamiliar with the highly controversial concept, Gigolos is a documentary/soap opera/reality series/phenomenon of the human condition that depicts several Las Vegas individuals involved in varying parts of the business of prostitution. Despite nearly universally negative critical reviews, Gigolos has earned a healthy following, due ostensibly to its controversial and taboo subject matter. Showtime entertainment president David Nevins is very enthusiastic about the series' popularity.
Nevins also has plans to expand the miniseries The Franchise, about the San Francisco Giants, into a regular series, revolving around a different MLB team each season. This project has not yet been officiated.
Source: Hollywood Reporter
Manager Garren James hires Vin, a new escort, and explains the business to him.
Episode 2. Episode 102
(AIR DATE 04/14/2011)
Steve books some new clients so he can pay for his so to go to summer camp. The other guys visit a psychic, where Brace gets a disturbing reading.
Episode 3. Episode 103
(AIR DATE 04/21/2011)
Brace meets with a supplement company and finds out he has a lot more work to do before he can launch his anti-aging supplement. Nick's new client tests his boundaries. Jimmy's new client is a dominatrix with a big challenge for him.
Episode 4. Episode 104
(AIR DATE 04/28/2011)
Nick has an awkward evening with a married couple. Nick, Vin and Steven babysit a kid while Brace hits the spa. Jimmy tells his friends what he does for a living and they are supportive.
Episode 5. Episode 105
(AIR DATE 05/05/2011)
Jimmy's girlfriend breaks up with him out of jealousy. Brace is conflicted about his job and seeks solace from a priest, then an ex-escort. Jimmy services a client in a limousine. Vin's client hires him to dance in a salsa competition.
Episode 6. Episode 106
(AIR DATE 05/12/2011)
The guys take Steven to a shooting range after he tells them they forgot his birthday. Later, he meets with a client and ends up having sex with a cake. Nick has a colonic at Brace's recommendation, and he does not enjoy it.
Episode 7. Episode 107
(AIR DATE 05/19/2011)
Nick performs his rap song for a music producer, who is impressed and invites him to Los Angeles. Brace teaches a housewife how to be more aggressive for her husband. Steven's new client has a death fetish, and Vin's client wants to pretend he is her boyfriend.
Episode 8. Episode 108
(AIR DATE 05/26/2011)
Tired of his slovenly lifestyle, Nick tells Jimmy he has to move out. Vin services a wife while her husband films them, and later his girlfriend asks him to move to Arizona with her.
A new gigolo comes to town and experiences a bit of an identity crisis. Meanwhile, Nick is in searches for the right sound to make sure his latest track is a hit.
Episode 2. Episode #402
(AIR DATE 04/25/2013)
Bradley reveals his gigolo lifestyle to his conservative, religious brother and Brace is hired by a woman with a surprising past. While, Ash hits all the right notes with his classical violinist client.
Episode 3. Episode #403
(AIR DATE 05/02/2013)
Bradley consults with other gigolos when he is challenged by an experienced client to fulfill some of her wildest fantasies; Ash and Brace heal their bodies and focus their minds during a spandex filled yoga session.
Episode 4. Episode #404
(AIR DATE 05/09/2013)
Brace is worried about a woman's intentions when she hires both him and Nick and Ash teaches a new client the art of tantric sex, while Bradley learns that silence is golden.
Episode 5. Episode #405
(AIR DATE 05/16/2013)
The gigolos compete to decide which guy will grace the cover of the new 'Cowboys 4 Angels' calendar and Nick's date challenges his alpha status while Brace becomes the light at the end of his client's tunnel.
Episode 6. Episode #406
(AIR DATE 05/23/2013)
Ash's life partner comes to town and her visit has them debating the nature of an open relationship. Vin turns to the dark side for one of his client's fantasy.
Episode 7. Episode #407
(AIR DATE 05/30/2013)
Nick meets a mega fan and gets ready for an appearance on the AVN's. Ash's date is rich in passion, while Vin's date is rich in calcium.