1. When your friends are somehow always complaining, yet you’re the one doing all the work and saving their lives left and right.
2. When your vampire boyfriends keep playing mind games and giving you tude, and you already get more than enough of that from the other slayer you work with.
3. When you can’t even toss and turn in bed stressing about tomorrow because there’s too much to stress about tonight.
4. When people seem to think you can’t be attractive and an ass-kicker.
5. When you can never dress up without having to get your hands dirty. Ugh.
6. When your roommate turns out to be a demon who sucks your soul out while you sleep, yet has the nerve to complain when you drink a little of her milk.
GET OVER YOURSELF, KATHY.
7. When you know which day of the week it is based on which member of your inner circle is in a life-or-death situation.
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8. When hell bitches just keep talking and you have to spell things out for them.
9. When your slayer gestures, which were very clear, are misinterpreted by teenage boys with one thing on their minds.
10. When everyone around you thinks you’re still in love with that dead guy you used to hate but then fell in love with, and it’s just like, god, can’t you keep up?
11. When you’ve had a long week and there’s only one thing you want.
12. When none of your friends are as hip as you are and you have to constantly explain every joke and reference you make.
13. When this is actually a totally valid question for you these days.
14. When you haven’t eaten in what feels like years and someone has the nerve to eat near you.
15. When this becomes a valid concern.
16. When your hat has a cow.
That’s a problem only Buffy has.
17. When you can’t even turn your beeper off for a little while because you have to be on call in case of apocalypse.
18. When you can repeatedly save the world from utter destruction, but still have to deal with bogus problems like crappy pens.
19. Not to mention completely legitimate problems, like your mother.
