Woot! Woot! Woot! Am I cheering for the just-announced winner of Celebrity Apprentice? Or for the fact that we will no longer be tied to celebrity-driven stupidity two hours every Sunday night? Column A, column B, friends. But that’s right: After three months of watching Lisa Lampanelli roast her teammates, Teresa Giudice struggle with an ability to pronounce syllables, and Aubrey O’Day take credit for the Treaty at Versailles, Donald Trump has “hired” a celebrity apprentice. And who has “won” the “honor”? Sorry, Clay Aiken. Late night legend Arsenio Hall.