‘Ellen’ Parodies ‘Titanic': Leo’s Long-Lost Nude Scene Rival

Ellen Titanic ParodyThe only thing most men remember about the first time they saw Titanic is what Kate Winslet looked like lying on a chaise lounge in the buff. And while the iconic scene has seen endless parodies, none have possessed quite as much charm as Ellen DeGeneres‘ latest take.

In celebration of the release of Titanic in 3-D, DeGeneres put her knack for adorably misinformed parodies of films to good use. In Ellen’s “un-cut” version of the scene, Rose’s breathlessness was up for grabs between our hero, Jack, and Ellen, master stick-figurist. Couldn’t afford to see the brand new version of the beloved film over the weekend? Let this enhanced (or recovered, if you want to play along with the ruse) version curb the tide for you. Plus, you won’t get the 3-D vision dry-eye after watching three and half hours of big screen action. Win-win!

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.