24 Quotes Proving Shoshanna Shapiro Is Our Generation’s Greatest Thinker

As Girls season 4 returns, thus providing millenials and people of the interweb much needed fodder for discussions, we’re most excited for one character in particular: Shosh. From the moment she appeared on screen gushing about Sex and the City to her now-infamous “Crackcident,” she’s proved that she is easily the greatest character to watch on the show. She’s truly the unpredictable one, thanks to her mile-a-minute speech and strange pearls of wisdom. Here are some of her greatest quotes, proving she’s an incredible thinker.

On parents being the first bad thing to happen to a person:

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On compatibility: 

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On courteously asking questions before bragging:

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On entertaining oneself:

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On modesty:

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On the multifacetedness of love:

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On subtlety:

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On beauty (coming in all shapes and socio-economic sizes):

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On romance: 

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On emotions and pants: 

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On becoming irrelevant:

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On the absurdity of online dating:

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On being a concerned friend:

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On not being on The Facebook:

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On virginity:

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On AIDS:

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On maintaining one’s ignorance:

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On reclaiming one’s womanly powers:

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On pretentious food:

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On the likelihood of mothers having had sex:

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On the pains of being lonely when everyone else has someone (or more than one someone):

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On guiltlessly not loving one’s grandparents:

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On life, in general:

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On everyone:

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