Jesse Tyler Ferguson Keeps Getting Called a Woman: Late Last Night

Last night, Modern Family‘s Jesse Tyler Ferguson appeared on Conan to discuss the nationwide conspiracy that is branding him as an “actress,” to make fun of his Modern Family costars Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara, and to recount the time he said “true dat” to President Obama.  

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin stopped by The Colbert Report to face off with Stephen in a battle of wits and Emmy nominations. 

Back on Conan, Steve Harvey showed up to explain the benefit of mixed-race audiences, and to share his philosophy on the “empire-ending” power that women have over men.

Staff editor Michael Arbeiter’s natural state of being can best be described as “mild panic attack.” His earliest memories of growing up in Queens, New York, involve nighttime conversations with a voice from his bedroom wall (the jury’s still out on what that was all about) and a love for classic television that spawned from the very first time he was allowed to watch “The Munsters.” Attending college at SUNY Binghamton, a 20-year-old Michael learned two things: that he could center his future on this love for TV and movies, and that dragons never actually existed — he was kind of late in the game on that one.