Joel McHale Calls Conan A Pussy: Late Last Night

Joel McHale did his Joel McHale thing on Conan last night by calling Conan a pussy and making fun of an audience member but still managing to remain extremely handsome and charming. I mean, seriously — he’s so cute I want to put him in my pocket. (Sidenote: Please, watch Community.)

Also on Conan, Tim Gunn stopped by to promote his new book Gunn’s Golden Rules and talked fashion with Conan — specifically “leotard jeans.”

Mitt Romney swung by The Tonight Show to chat with Leno about his presidential plans — if he runs, he’s living by one motto: “get more votes than the other guy.” GET IT? Mitt Romney is charming and funny!

Sting talked with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show about how different cities in the world respond to his music — and feels like playing with the Royal Symphony Orchestra feels like something out of Spinal Tap.

Stephen Colbert asked former Washington D.C. Chancellor of Public Schools, Michelle Rhee, why he should care about the education of children. And he offered a solution to the education problem — 7UP in the water fountains.