Jon Hamm Drinks Girly Drinks: Late Last Night

Jon Hamm chatted on Conan about traveling to England and disappointing the Brits with all of his girly drinks (which Conan enjoys with a few Starbursts tossed in). We also learn that he picks up his dog’s poop, so in Hamm’s words, “YOU’RE WELCOME L.A.”

Keith Richards stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to, um, “answer” questions from fans on Twitter. It’s kind of amazing that this guy is still walking, right? Let alone talking. Anyway, did anybody understand his mumbles? Eh, who cares. It’s Keith Richards.

Chaz Bono talked with David Letterman on the Late Show about his female to male transformation and how his mom reacts today. Thankfully, Dave asks the question that’s on everybody’s mind: “There’s nothing up with her, right?”

Dick Van Dyke treated Jay Leno and The Tonight Show audience to some of that classic Dick Van Dyke charm. He talked about being in a love triangle, heading to rehab and even gave a rendition of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” It was all wonderful, mesmerizing and enthralling because, well, he’s Dick Van Dyke.

Albert Brooks caught up with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show and revealed that he wants nothing more in life than to be Kate Middleton’s “first Jew.” Plus, he gave us some legit reasons as to why young people suck and will eventually just murder everyone older than them.