Now that she’s’ sufficiently taken Miami, Kourtney Kardashian enlisted her sister Kim to help her continue expanding the Kardashian reign so that her son Mason doesn’t have to go to school, but rather, it will come to him. Yes, you’re reading my morse code correctly! Kim and Kourtney have a new show on E! coming out, and it’s called Kourtney and Kim Take New York! (Khloe is busy continuing to take her Laker.)
Premiering this January, the show will revolve around Kourtney and Khloe’s efforts to start a DASH store in NYC, and of course, complete the extremely challenging task of finding someone for Kim to date so she doesn’t spend all her time contemplating the whiteness of her living room carpet. Just like when Kourtney and Khloé took Miami, we’re bound to get visits from organic Viagra supplier and mother Kris, Mason’s second tier father Scott and of course, Khloé herself…that is, if the Lakers aren’t doing anything and if Kourtney promises not to wax Khloé’s bikini off her bikini.
So New Yorkers! Be on the lookout for some Kardashians. If you don’t see them walking on the street (oh, you’ll know when), once you hear about the location for the new DASH store, jet on over to it. They’ll be glad to walk right past you.